Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the threatening and insulting messages I received from my boyfriend's "stalker ex" were actually sent by him. Why? Because he cheated and he didn't want to admit it. I'm dating a psycho. FML
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML
Today, I found out someone, most likely my psycho ex, has been posing as me on local interest websites, trolling a load of people, and giving them my address so they can come fight me. I found this out when a gentleman showed up at my house wanting to beat me shitless. FML
Today, I got a stern talking-to from the police about threatening and harassing people. Who had called them? None other than my stalker, whom I'd just informed about the restraining order I was filing against him after finding him in my house. For the second time. FML
Today, I realised that the only friend who talks to me consistently is a guy who used to stalk me. FML
Today, I made my way to a bar for a first date with a guy I had been talking to online. It turned out he was actually my ex-boyfriend in disguise, trying to get revenge for dumping him. FML
Today, I found out that my violent ex has moved to my country for the sole purpose of tracking me down. I know this because my former boss called and told me she gave him my address. She loves the idea of us getting back together because, "You're such a cute couple!" FML
Today, I found out that the person who has been stalking me has also been stalking someone else. I got upset. It seems it took being stalked to make me feel good about myself. FML
Today, after three months of hooking up and talking about dating, the man I was supporting emotionally went back to his ex, who'd reduced the restraining order on him to a no abuse order so they could be together. He left me in his bed to go be with her. FML
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Top comments
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Glad he's your ex. He's clearly an idiot.
Patriots21 14
And you'll be turning to a restraining order
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Comments (67)
rbubbles 20
He must have an extremely twisted mentality to want to harass you like that to begin with, where's the love? Glad he's your ex
RBW_Slave 9
I hope you followed through with the phone call.
Demon_of_Light 27
Maybe I'm being overly dramatic, but I think maybe you should call the police anyways. He still harassed you, whatever the reason may be.
stuckintime 17
they should have it at least on record in case he does it again to the OP or someone else. I don't trust that type of crazy, you never know
MrSassypants 34
That ****** is actually trying to use the D.E.N.N.I.S. system.
sagefitts 25
That's weird af.
Emmers__27 7
Good for you OP, you don't need that.
lina21 12
Somebody's unstable. I hope you've taken out a restraining order against your now ex-boyfriend
royal_ranger 12
Nobody knows how somebody will react after a breakup.
russfml 31
That is a twisted way of thinking, I'm sure he'd make a great politician
interesting33 37
Sounds like the DENNIS SYSTEM from 'it's always sunny in Philadelphia'. But that sucks OP I'm really sorry he has treated you that way - that must be so awful.
5Ronins 4
IT IS THE DENNIS SYSTEM!!!!!!