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lol! if i had to go to the bathroom, i would hold it and crossed my legs as hard as possible! that was kind of my way to do that :/
OMG and i thought i was the only one lol.... i usd to do tht in my kg class to rubbin myself against things....nap time was also fun hehehe X_X nice to no im not the only one lol
#114, I don't know what OP actually stands for but I'm pretty sure it means the person who sent the FML Also, that is H-I-LARIOUS!!!! Why the hell did your mum say that to your boyfriend?
I remember when I was in preschool all the boys and girls had to use the same bathroom when they wanted to go to the toilet but there wasn't even stalls. There were no doors or walls but just toilets that were about a metre apart and i think we all had to go at one time. I remember I used to try to look at the boy next to me out of the corner of my eye because i wanted to see how they went to the toilet standing up. I was a weird little kid.
precocious puberty...
but u were 5 what would it do???
#32 I used to do that too all the time and my mom had to sit me down and tell me to stop because it was wrong and made God unhappy. I grew up thinking I was a sinner, but I couldn't stop either. It wasn't until freshman year's health class that I realized that I was masturbating, and I think I've held a tiny grudge against my mom since for making me think I was evil or something. Yeah, just because you keep the kid ignorant doesn't mean they'll stop. XD So not a way to raise kids.
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Parents tell embarrassing stories... it happens. I'm sure he's not going to freak out or anything. Maybe he'll think its funny and like you even more because you're obviously a highly sexual individual. =)
That is ******* hilarious... in a pedobear kinda way...