Stop talking!

By Noname - 12/03/2009 11:24 - New Zealand

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Today, my mom told my boyfriend all about how she had to be a parent volunteer when I was in kindergarten. Apparently I used to masturbate in class by rubbing myself against the edges of chairs and tables. The teacher thought it would be best if my mom was there to make me stop. FML
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LittleMissMack 0

Parents tell embarrassing stories... it happens. I'm sure he's not going to freak out or anything. Maybe he'll think its funny and like you even more because you're obviously a highly sexual individual. =)

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ezflip 0

That is ******* hilarious... in a pedobear kinda way...

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mynameistaken 0

I did that too. Thank God I wasn't the only one! I think it's normal really, I mean, when you're that young you don't really know any better.

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happybillie 0

it's very natural actually,at that age!

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Kadaver 1

haha. I used to do that but they just let me be. xD

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smoochie3 0

I used to do the same thing

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lanbee 0

I used to do that because i was raped as a little kid.

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saltypirate 0

There was a girl in my second grade class that did that exact same thing!!

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weepingangel_fml 7

Did anyone else read this to the tune of fresh prince of bel air or was that just me?

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aappleby9 0

Not something I'm keen to admit but that's the same thing that happened to me in kindergarten lol

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