Today, at my job as a lifeguard, I told a teenager to, "Walk please." He then threw his soda at me as he ran away. We aren't allowed off stand unless it's an emergency, so I baked in that soda for 30 minutes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I almost got fired from work because a customer complained that I "threw up gang signs" at him. I was blocking the sun from my eyes. FML
Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML
Today, I accidentally threw a glass of iced tea in my own face, because the restaurant I'd been going to for over a decade switched from heavy glass mugs to identical light-as-a-feather plastic mugs. FML
Today, I was babysitting a new child. I guess she heard me tell her parents about my severe peanut allergy because she got a jar out of the pantry, spread it all over the stairs leading to where her fort was, and walked around with a baseball bat covered in it so I couldn't come near her. FML
Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet, sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML
Today, I was at a water park with my family. They wanted me to stand underneath this big bucket filled with water. I didn't know it tips over, and my swimsuit isn't the tightest, so when all the water fell down, my swimsuit bottoms fell to my knees in front of tons of kids. FML
Today, I was out walking my dog. I was throwing a stick in the lake so he could go get it (he loves swimming). A friend called me. After I was done calling, another friend came by, and we talked for a while. When my dog barked, I accidentally threw my iPhone into the water instead of his stick. FML
Today, at work as a cashier, a guy came up with a cart full of stuff and it took me 10 minutes to ring it all up. When I told him his total, he felt his pockets, said, "Oh shit, I forgot my wallet!" and walked off. He left about 15 bags worth of things for me to put back. FML
Today, at the daycare center that I volunteer at, a 5 year-old boy asked me, "What do you do when you really want something?" I told him to try his best to get it and give it his best. He ended up stealing from the donation box and when he was caught he said that I told him to do it. FML
Today, my mother stopped speaking to me because I won’t let her babysit anymore. Her idea of babysitting is to sit my daughter alone with a tablet and a pile of sugary junk food for 7 hours straight. FML
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PrimeEvilTahir 24
Well make sure u dont save his life if he ever needs the help...
Il_Maestro 6
What a waste of soda
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Comments (71)
stevenmx86 8
You're a moron.. I would say being covered in soda is enough of an emergency to get up. Stop being such a damn sheep.
DocBastard 40
Yes, you're absolutely right! He's a moron for following the rules. If some other person started drowning while the lifeguard attended to giving this kid a pounding, WHO ******* CARES, right? At least the lifeguard would have done the right thing in shirking his duties and ignoring the other swimmers. Is that about right, stevenmx86?
Lionesse 15
Thank You 64, some *******, like this guy, don't know that Lifeguards, cannot lose sight of their 10/20's unless it's an emergency. You can't stop watching other guests because of that. People who don't know, stop assuming and educate yourself about a Lifeguard's duty..
ArrickMorris 4
Haha wow people on here who actually responsible. I'm impressed
ICastillo 25
You should have got off and beat his little ass.
caplox 6
Kids these days have so much disrespect towards everyone.
Zomg_Okay 27
*Some* kids.
PhillDante 17
That's why I won't have kids.
jwh2012 0
That's when you start carrying a air soft gun!!!
Zomg_Okay 27
Because airsoft doesn't get enough bad press already, right? -.- The media love incidents with airsoft guns. It's so easy to over-exaggerate it, pump it full of sensationalist bullshit and scare the piss out of Joe Public. Idiot comments like yours and irresponsible actions with airsoft guns like that, could very easily get the sport banned for people who use them properly. If you must be an idiot, use a different tool, please.
ArrickMorris 4
Too whoever gave that a thumb down, he is right people who do stupid shit with otherwise harmless things give the public a bad representation of people who use said things in a proper way! Although firearms are dangerous, the same principal applies and I cannot cary in my state because of it
Kibaruto 33
With that soda cologne, you'll get more intimate attention. Whether it's flies, or obese people, that's something that time will tell.
123_omg 19
umm, WHY is this brat running around the pool area with a soda can? Any pool I've ever been at, does not allow food or drink in or near pool area.
ArrickMorris 4
It depends on the pool. At the ones I work at, being mostly outdoors, we allow all food and drink except alcohol, we even allow smoking.
Briiyahh 7
Ouch.... Report that teenager
Give_Linux_A_Go 28
Unlucky OP, that experience must've been soda-pressing...
Pelvispresley 8
I think that would've been an exception to get up...