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Steven Tyler over here

By Anonymous - 28/05/2013 16:37 - Australia - Lane Cove

Today, I was walking down the stairs with my guitar in hand, singing, "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" to my wife. I sang, "I don't wanna close my eyes, I don't wanna fall…" Before I could say "…asleep", I fell down the stairs. My wife almost pissed her pants laughing. My bum hurts. FML

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Rock n roll star

By MarsMayFall - 12/09/2016 09:56 - United States

Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML

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Bad start

By Kathryn - 28/10/2021 07:59 - United States

Today, I was getting ready for school and stepped out on my porch to go wait for the bus. I literally said out loud, “Today is gonna be a good day.” I took one step and fell all the way down the stairs. FML

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By taob - 20/05/2012 17:11 - China - Nanning

Today, I was walking up some stairs, and I told the guy in front of me to be careful, as the handrail was loose and well-worn. I then put my hand on it, and promptly fell backwards down the stairs with a piece of handrail still in my hand. FML

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Best foot forward

By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 02:02

Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2010 19:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML

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Toniiiiight, I'm a rock n roll staaaaaar

By NotKeithRichards - 06/09/2011 12:07 - United States

Today, while playing a gig with my band, I tried pulling the classic "playing the guitar with one foot on the monitor" rock-star pose. However, I misjudged the height of the monitor, didn't notice the puddle of beer in front of it, slipped, and fell off the stage into the security guy. FML

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By Triple F - 07/03/2009 17:16 - United States

Today, I laced up my fabulous new boots and walked outside to find my hot neighbor, with whom I carpool every morning. I struck a pose, feeling quite confident. Upon taking my first step down the stairs, I fell forward. I woke up an hour later with 7 stitches in my head. FML

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Anyway, here's Wonderwall

By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 05:47 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my acoustic guitar on my back. I saw a girl that I like coming down the opposite way, so I decided to play my guitar to try and impress her. I started to tune it quickly, but while I wasn't paying attention, I ran into a pole. Now my guitar is cracked. FML

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By catattack78 - 21/10/2010 14:48 - United States

Today, I was walking down my very steep basement stairs when I fell and rolled all the way down but luckily I didn't hurt anything. While walking back up around the very last stair, my cat jumped out on me, causing me to roll all the way back down. FML

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Karaoke night

By helluvasinger - 12/11/2009 11:00 - South Africa

Today, I went to a karaoke bar that my girlfriend works at. I'm a halfway decent singer, so I picked out a song we both liked and decided to give it a go. Halfway through the song I sneezed, tripped, fell off the stage and knocked myself out in front of my girlfriend and fifty bar patrons. FML

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Tuesday 28 May 2013 22:45

Hope your guitar is okay.

phoenix72 9

Tuesday 28 May 2013 22:46

This made me laugh out loud! Thanks OP, I needed a good giggle. Hope you're ok though :-)

Comments

ligerzero459 24

Wednesday 29 May 2013 1:51

Haha this will be one of this golden memories in 15 year that you'll both look back on and laugh. Cherish it

Isa_fml 20

Wednesday 29 May 2013 2:42

Ahahahahaha ohhh dear, that's hilarious. On the bright side, it'll be a funny story you can tell people for years to come. Hope your bum feels better soon, and I hope your guitar came through unscathed.

girlbye23 15

Wednesday 29 May 2013 2:47

That is so funny!

thatbaybay 8

Wednesday 29 May 2013 2:57

That is so cute and funny defiantly a good memory. Hopefully you didn't get hurt but that's not a bad thing at all I'd like it better that my husband just doing what you were trying

bloodangel1973 8

Wednesday 29 May 2013 3:02

Peter cetera: next time I fall.....

TheLadyOpal 30

Wednesday 29 May 2013 3:02

Maybe you should have spent more time making sure you wouldn't miss a step.

StephC720 22

Wednesday 29 May 2013 3:06

Just the giggle I needed after a crappy day! I fell down the stairs recently myself so hope your too sore after it!

Panda_Shy_Haven 17

Wednesday 29 May 2013 3:10

So romantic. And you can make her laugh. You're a keeper

ViviMage 38

Wednesday 29 May 2013 3:50

The irony is just dripping. It'll make a great story for the kids later once your butt stops hurting!!

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 29 May 2013 4:04

That's a bit ironic...hope the guitar is okay unless it was a real cheep one then maybe your wife could get you a nice new one as a gift if you won her over by that...