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By Anonymous - 28/05/2013 16:37 - Australia - Lane Cove

Today, I was walking down the stairs with my guitar in hand, singing, "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" to my wife. I sang, "I don't wanna close my eyes, I don't wanna fall…" Before I could say "…asleep", I fell down the stairs. My wife almost pissed her pants laughing. My bum hurts. FML

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Rock n roll star

By MarsMayFall - 12/09/2016 09:56 - United States

Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML

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Bad start

By Kathryn - 28/10/2021 07:59 - United States

Today, I was getting ready for school and stepped out on my porch to go wait for the bus. I literally said out loud, “Today is gonna be a good day.” I took one step and fell all the way down the stairs. FML

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By taob - 20/05/2012 17:11 - China - Nanning

Today, I was walking up some stairs, and I told the guy in front of me to be careful, as the handrail was loose and well-worn. I then put my hand on it, and promptly fell backwards down the stairs with a piece of handrail still in my hand. FML

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Best foot forward

By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 02:02

Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2010 19:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML

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Toniiiiight, I'm a rock n roll staaaaaar

By NotKeithRichards - 06/09/2011 12:07 - United States

Today, while playing a gig with my band, I tried pulling the classic "playing the guitar with one foot on the monitor" rock-star pose. However, I misjudged the height of the monitor, didn't notice the puddle of beer in front of it, slipped, and fell off the stage into the security guy. FML

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By Triple F - 07/03/2009 17:16 - United States

Today, I laced up my fabulous new boots and walked outside to find my hot neighbor, with whom I carpool every morning. I struck a pose, feeling quite confident. Upon taking my first step down the stairs, I fell forward. I woke up an hour later with 7 stitches in my head. FML

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Anyway, here's Wonderwall

By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 05:47 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my acoustic guitar on my back. I saw a girl that I like coming down the opposite way, so I decided to play my guitar to try and impress her. I started to tune it quickly, but while I wasn't paying attention, I ran into a pole. Now my guitar is cracked. FML

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By catattack78 - 21/10/2010 14:48 - United States

Today, I was walking down my very steep basement stairs when I fell and rolled all the way down but luckily I didn't hurt anything. While walking back up around the very last stair, my cat jumped out on me, causing me to roll all the way back down. FML

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Karaoke night

By helluvasinger - 12/11/2009 11:00 - South Africa

Today, I went to a karaoke bar that my girlfriend works at. I'm a halfway decent singer, so I picked out a song we both liked and decided to give it a go. Halfway through the song I sneezed, tripped, fell off the stage and knocked myself out in front of my girlfriend and fifty bar patrons. FML

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pandaboy123 7

Tuesday 28 May 2013 22:45

Hope your guitar is okay.

phoenix72 9

Tuesday 28 May 2013 22:46

This made me laugh out loud! Thanks OP, I needed a good giggle. Hope you're ok though :-)

Comments

animeksrules14 2

Friday 28 June 2013 19:01

Dude that's your fault... Don't cheat on a girl and expect nothing in return.... nothing bad....

lemmingscanfly 2

Friday 19 July 2013 23:55

#120 The **** are you talking about?

animeksrules14 2

Friday 28 June 2013 19:04

oh goodness im so sorry that really sucks Dx

cmw21c 6

Tuesday 16 July 2013 4:58

Start classy

SailorSolaris 43

Thursday 20 February 2014 0:57

At least nothing's broken. *snigger* Sorry, but it is funny.

cheese4yokids 8

Monday 19 May 2014 5:35

Every girl wants a guy to make them laugh right?

c_venable08 6

Wednesday 4 June 2014 20:57

Oh the irony

tuffer 3

Sunday 8 June 2014 4:50

happy wife happy life...

Sami_rivers777 4

Saturday 21 June 2014 8:48

Thats hilarious! :) Sorry about your bum but heyy you made a good memory with her! (: ♥ She will never forget that.. (:

Careaga 8

Friday 26 June 2015 9:34

That is sad and funny cx I hope your guitar made it out alive.

Zappaz 32

Wednesday 25 November 2015 15:11

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