Today, my friends and I noticed that people, no matter what stereotype, pretty much all have the same type of friends: the mean one, the funny one, etc., and started naming off the people in our group who fit into those personalities. We got to the token fat one, everyone looked at me and stopped talking. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my coworker was talking to me about how there's always that one person in a group of friends that everyone secretly dislikes and laughs at. I realized that person is me. FML
Today, my coworker was talking to me about how there's always that one person in a group of friends that everyone secretly dislikes and laughs at. I realized that that person is me. FML
Today, I saw my friends talking about plans for later during lunch. I walked over and asked for the plan. My best friend of 12 years gently took me aside, and said "You know that person in each group of friends that is only around to be made fun of? That's you." I just got dumped by my friends. FML
Today, I was at a club with my friends, when a group of guys approached us. It got quiet for a second, and I heard one of them say, "It's okay, I've got the fat one this time," then walk over and start talking to me. FML
Today, I was having dinner with my college friends to celebrate the end of our first year. I said really great things about them as individuals. The only thing they had to say to me was, "Thanks for being the token black friend." FML
Today, I learned that all of my "friends" refer to me as the, "Jar Jar Binks" of our circle of friends. FML
Today, I've noticed a pattern with my classmates: Every time a new student shows up, they are treated by my classmates as though they've known each other for years. Everyone except me. When I first came along, I was more or less a wallflower. No one wanted anything to do with me. The same is true today. FML
Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML
Today, I said something in class and someone mimicked me. In a self-pitying mood, I exclaimed, "Everybody hates me!" The girl behind me then said, "Pretty much." FML
Today, my friend and I gave our numbers to some guys at a bar. Twenty minutes after we had left, we got a call. We excitedly answered the phone, only to hear the guy ask, "So, are you the fat one or the ugly one?" FML
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Nyuu_fml 12
It's "it's". Not "its". Darling.
kdog333 1
she spelled stereotype right anyway.
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Spooner1322 0
You do realize that you spelled it exactly the same way as the OP right? Don't try to correct someone and then spell it the same way, especially when they are correct and you make a mistake. Just an idea OP - "no matter what stereotype" / | | identical | / bright_lights - "its stereotype, darling. learn to spell."
Prawn_fml 2
Beats being the mean one.
em2525 0
hey, at least you aren't the mean one or the bitch. It's harder to change your personality than your body.
050294 0
I hate how people assume you're obese when you could be healthy weight and just a little chubby. Not all people that are chubby are unhealthy, sometimes it's just because of your body type. However, I still have to say YDI to this one, for stereotyping. That's a no-no.
x805xUnknown 6
@24 All your problems will be solved by some tequila man.u
Anteezy 7
You didn't even know you were fat? Are you Peter Griffin?
Secret_Fire_King 0
Yeah.. It sucks.. If you don't do something about it.. You'll always be known as the fat one.. But, I guess it's your parents fault.. They shouldn't have raised you with those eating/ exercising habits.. People these days *shakes head*..
Jakojan 4
how is that FML? if you just look around you can SEE youre fatter than everyone else. im that guy in my group too. its no big deal. laugh it off
prod324 0
24 WTF is wrong wit u?? thts so weird 2 say, freakn creep
slushpup9696 12
Well, when you're overweight, you don't really notice easily. Being in denial is different than trying not to think about it. If a fat person constantly thought about how fat they are and how their diet isn't working out, they'd be seriously depressed.