Today, my friends and I noticed that people, no matter what stereotype, pretty much all have the same type of friends: the mean one, the funny one, etc., and started naming off the people in our group who fit into those personalities. We got to the token fat one, everyone looked at me and stopped talking. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my coworker was talking to me about how there's always that one person in a group of friends that everyone secretly dislikes and laughs at. I realized that person is me. FML
Today, my coworker was talking to me about how there's always that one person in a group of friends that everyone secretly dislikes and laughs at. I realized that that person is me. FML
Today, I saw my friends talking about plans for later during lunch. I walked over and asked for the plan. My best friend of 12 years gently took me aside, and said "You know that person in each group of friends that is only around to be made fun of? That's you." I just got dumped by my friends. FML
Today, I was at a club with my friends, when a group of guys approached us. It got quiet for a second, and I heard one of them say, "It's okay, I've got the fat one this time," then walk over and start talking to me. FML
Today, I was having dinner with my college friends to celebrate the end of our first year. I said really great things about them as individuals. The only thing they had to say to me was, "Thanks for being the token black friend." FML
Today, I learned that all of my "friends" refer to me as the, "Jar Jar Binks" of our circle of friends. FML
Today, I've noticed a pattern with my classmates: Every time a new student shows up, they are treated by my classmates as though they've known each other for years. Everyone except me. When I first came along, I was more or less a wallflower. No one wanted anything to do with me. The same is true today. FML
Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML
Today, I said something in class and someone mimicked me. In a self-pitying mood, I exclaimed, "Everybody hates me!" The girl behind me then said, "Pretty much." FML
Today, my friend and I gave our numbers to some guys at a bar. Twenty minutes after we had left, we got a call. We excitedly answered the phone, only to hear the guy ask, "So, are you the fat one or the ugly one?" FML
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Top comments
Nyuu_fml 12
It's "it's". Not "its". Darling.
kdog333 1
she spelled stereotype right anyway.
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Comments (105)
wrestling49 0
be like the wrestlers in my school, we are all SKINNY! HAHAHAHA
dsnke1 0
ydi for being fat.stop stuffing your face
iFruit 0
Simple solution: hang out with kids that are fatter than you. Then you'll be known as the boring one instead, because this FML really is quite boring. Fatty McFat Pants!
Voids 0
LMAO. haha, YDI for being fat and not realising it.
lets_be_ian 5
that is soooo not true. Everyone knows the hot couple that have sex first die the earliest in horror films, then the arrogant ass is usually next. Horror films kill people in a specific order as a moral lesson on how not to behave... no premarital sex, no treating other people bad, no being the slutty flirt who hits on the other girls/boys mate. I find it funny that they tend to work morality lessons into films where dead people drop from trees, and chainsaws are involved. meh, I suppose that is a comment on our society and definition of morality in the modern western "civilization"
shaerbear00 0
Would u have preferred being the mean one? By the way, #24, although your post was hugely disturbing, I was pretty damn impressed with your writing skills.
Jonathan33 0
suaveneanderthal: all fat girls have is humor. nothing......else.....
olisykes_ 0
hahahaha, fatty!!
najma95 0
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Redrosesandrain 0
ydi for being fat, it's unhealthy. unless you have emotional issues or a glandular condition or something.
Jernau_Gurgeh 0
> unless you have emotional issues or a glandular condition or something. Then it's still unhealthy.