Today, I was hanging out with a guy I liked. We sat in the gardens, me facing the path, him with his back to it. We were in deep conversation when I noticed a dog that looked exactly like mine. Then I looked up and saw a man that looked like my dad. Yes - my parents followed me on a date. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, I took the train to visit my parents, which arrives late at night. As I was getting off, the cute guy in front of me looked out the window, then turned to me and said, "Doesn't that guy out there give you the creeps?" That guy was my dad. FML
Today, while I was on a date, I noticed my ex-boyfriend in the restaurant, and he looked sad. So I walked over to see him and jokingly said, "You look like your mom died or something!" She had. FML
Today, I went on a blind date, meeting up in a park. I got there first and sat down to wait for him. After a while, a guy sat down next to me. I wasn't sure if it was him, so I texted him, asking if he'd arrived. His response was, "I'm already here, sat to the left of the old woman dressed like a gypsy." FML
Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML
Today, my date escaped through a second-storey bathroom window before our drinks even arrived. She later texted me that it wasn’t my fault, I just reminded her too much of her father, even though I’m two years younger than her and look nothing like the photos I've seen of him. FML
Today, whilst on a date I recieved my sixth missed call from my mother. I excused myself and went outside and called her, she and my father wanted to know why I was having dinner and holding hands with another man. It turns out they were also on a date. At the same place. FML
Today, I got a phone call from a friend, who lives in the same neighbourhood as me, wondering if it was my father she saw walking a dog by her house, wearing only his boxers. It was. FML
Today, my date told me I have a smile that "reminds him of his grandma." Then he showed me a picture. I look exactly like her. FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
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fosizzlemynizzlE 0
kill them. its the only logical solution.
catherine42 0
wow your parents have no respect for your privacy... creepers
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Comments (90)
Hydra_fml 0
Well, how old are you? If you're very young, which is a definite possibility, you can't blame them.
benw2200 0
lmao
allmidnighteyes 11
Yeahhh, daddy totally brought the bitch along.
AnalAction 0
they know ur a *****
allmidnighteyes 11
You were cheating on the dog with a guy?!?! That's just wrong.
YOULIVETODIE 0
are you sure it was a date? because you use the words "hanging out" and "date" they're both two different things. make up your damn mind. you probabally just said it was a date, or think it is because you wanted to make it an "FML" FAIL
gigi37 0
Thank you! I was looking through the comments if anyone else noticed this. True enough you can "hang out" while on a date, but when you start the statement that you were hanging out, OP, it doesn't sound like a date. That still does suck OP, just talk to your dad about why he followed you. And was it only your dad or your mom too that followed you, since you say parents at the end...
kiit_fml 0
Sure they weren't just walking the dog? Either way, at least you weren't doing anything bad.
the_stereotype 0
if it was your first date...i can understand your parents being a little bit protective. i mean, it's not like they intervened or anything. i'm not saying that i approve of it or anything, because it is weird...but i do still have a little bit of sympathy. your parents just really love you. that's all.
jessxoxo28 5
lol! overprotective parents?
NorfolkDude 2
You should have gotten naked. That might have helped a bit.