Today, I was hanging out with a guy I liked. We sat in the gardens, me facing the path, him with his back to it. We were in deep conversation when I noticed a dog that looked exactly like mine. Then I looked up and saw a man that looked like my dad. Yes - my parents followed me on a date. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, I took the train to visit my parents, which arrives late at night. As I was getting off, the cute guy in front of me looked out the window, then turned to me and said, "Doesn't that guy out there give you the creeps?" That guy was my dad. FML
Today, while I was on a date, I noticed my ex-boyfriend in the restaurant, and he looked sad. So I walked over to see him and jokingly said, "You look like your mom died or something!" She had. FML
Today, I went on a blind date, meeting up in a park. I got there first and sat down to wait for him. After a while, a guy sat down next to me. I wasn't sure if it was him, so I texted him, asking if he'd arrived. His response was, "I'm already here, sat to the left of the old woman dressed like a gypsy." FML
Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML
Today, my date escaped through a second-storey bathroom window before our drinks even arrived. She later texted me that it wasn’t my fault, I just reminded her too much of her father, even though I’m two years younger than her and look nothing like the photos I've seen of him. FML
Today, whilst on a date I recieved my sixth missed call from my mother. I excused myself and went outside and called her, she and my father wanted to know why I was having dinner and holding hands with another man. It turns out they were also on a date. At the same place. FML
Today, I got a phone call from a friend, who lives in the same neighbourhood as me, wondering if it was my father she saw walking a dog by her house, wearing only his boxers. It was. FML
Today, my date told me I have a smile that "reminds him of his grandma." Then he showed me a picture. I look exactly like her. FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
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fosizzlemynizzlE 0
kill them. its the only logical solution.
catherine42 0
wow your parents have no respect for your privacy... creepers
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01phoenix 0
Now your life is over and he'll never like you again. But if the worst thing that happened is that your parents embarrased you by being concerned, you got off light. I don't know if you deserve to be followed or if they are overprotective, but if it's the latter, just talk to them. Not screech like a spoiled 5 yr old, but a calm, rational discussion. They'll be more reasonable if you act like an adult. Let them know that they raised you in a way that you can be trusted, you're not too young to date, and you're also old enough to have some privacy
Tigg3r 3
Hahaha!!! FYL!!! That's okay, my mom comes barging into my room all the time. I think I'll save up and get a dead bolt lock for my door. And when I say all the time I mean ALL the time. I can be outcold on my bed and she'll walk in and jack my laptop to get on facebook. Easy solution for this, tell your parents to **** off and leave you alone. Also, do NOT tell your parents every little detail about your life, it does not come in handy.
vegetariangirl 0
I don't see how this is an fml, they probably just wanted to check in on you while taking the dog for a walk. It's really not a big deal.
TheCube 6
I hate such untrusting parents
ColorguardChik 1
I would kill my parents
MelissaLove234 7
That sux
ModMitchie 5
Your mom is a dog?
thatguynow 13
I'm sure it was just an accident hahaha sorry couldn't even write that with a straight face
chrisbrown_swaqq 4
Your dog is part of your parents?
marcusaa 13
That sounds like something my parents would do.