Today, I was hanging out with a guy I liked. We sat in the gardens, me facing the path, him with his back to it. We were in deep conversation when I noticed a dog that looked exactly like mine. Then I looked up and saw a man that looked like my dad. Yes - my parents followed me on a date. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, I took the train to visit my parents, which arrives late at night. As I was getting off, the cute guy in front of me looked out the window, then turned to me and said, "Doesn't that guy out there give you the creeps?" That guy was my dad. FML
Today, while I was on a date, I noticed my ex-boyfriend in the restaurant, and he looked sad. So I walked over to see him and jokingly said, "You look like your mom died or something!" She had. FML
Today, I went on a blind date, meeting up in a park. I got there first and sat down to wait for him. After a while, a guy sat down next to me. I wasn't sure if it was him, so I texted him, asking if he'd arrived. His response was, "I'm already here, sat to the left of the old woman dressed like a gypsy." FML
Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML
Today, my date escaped through a second-storey bathroom window before our drinks even arrived. She later texted me that it wasn’t my fault, I just reminded her too much of her father, even though I’m two years younger than her and look nothing like the photos I've seen of him. FML
Today, whilst on a date I recieved my sixth missed call from my mother. I excused myself and went outside and called her, she and my father wanted to know why I was having dinner and holding hands with another man. It turns out they were also on a date. At the same place. FML
Today, I got a phone call from a friend, who lives in the same neighbourhood as me, wondering if it was my father she saw walking a dog by her house, wearing only his boxers. It was. FML
Today, my date told me I have a smile that "reminds him of his grandma." Then he showed me a picture. I look exactly like her. FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
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fosizzlemynizzlE 0
kill them. its the only logical solution.
catherine42 0
wow your parents have no respect for your privacy... creepers
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Comments (90)
skullbuster 0
Yes, Dad - in a garden - with a dog - outdoors.. he is STALKING YOU. Or, maybe he was just walking the ******* dog and someone is a little self-involved.
repyourcliche 0
aha, touche.
kukopia 0
Next time have the decency of introducing your dates to the folks. Saves a lot of hassel. If you comaplained about it to them, don't ever plan on asking for help in life. College, marriage, first house; all on your own now. Have fun with that. Oh wait, you'll have the bf... LOL. Guess you'd better move in with him ASAP. Oh well if he turns out to be a creepy perv. You'll probably miss the dog too. So sad...
GriefBacon 0
Are you not trustworthy or something?
carpenter_a 0
it sucks that you can't be trustworthy and your parents feel like they have to follow you.
cheezburgergirl 0
oh come on it would be an fml if the date was going bad but so far so good stop complaining!!!
thegovunah 0
my parents actually crashed my first prom date. they went, ate with my girlfriend and i then graciously allowed me to pay the bill after making me an hour late. u had it easy.
FoundManyLemons 0
That's stupid.
aliealieawhoaa 0
your parents are ****** up.
Evox19 0
you have it ****** easy... my parents would be up my ass whenever i would hold my girlfriends hand :p now i live on my own .... so ... smoke weed... and remember... WATEVA WATEVA ITS MY HOT BODY AND RIGHTS.... WATEVA... >.< I DO WAT I WANT!!!!!
Charlieeeeeeeeee 0
Ouch :S Your parents should leave you alone