Today, I set up a mouse trap to kill the rodent plaguing my kitchen. While lying in bed, I heard an unmistakable snap, and ran to see what I'd caught. The mouse trap was missing. I now have a large, angry, and possibly dying animal running around my house. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I set a trap to catch a mouse that ran across my foot. Not only did the trap shut on my finger twice, but I watched the mouse run over the trap without it snapping shut. I guess I have a new roommate. FML
Today, I went to empty a mousetrap, only to discover that SOMETHING had eaten the dead mouse's brain and eyeballs. I reset the trap, only to find a half-dead mouse struggling to get out an hour later. My office is like its own tiny little horror movie. FML
Today, I placed sticky mouse traps in my bedroom. it's now 12:05 a.m. and I've successfully caught a mouse. Too bad I'm scared of them and my husband is passed out asleep. I now get to listen to a mouse squeak all night and have to be up in 4 hours. FML
Today, I failed a basic intelligence test when the mouse trap I was setting up snapped on my thumb. Later, when I checked the trap I saw that the mouse had managed to lick all the bait off the trap without being caught, I have a sore thumb and was outsmarted by a rodent. FML
Today, I fractured my finger setting up a rat trap. FML
Today, I found a mouse in my kitchen. Wanting to go about it the humane way, I captured the little guy and released it outside. I then watched as a stray cat in my yard noticed and brutally murdered it. No good deed… FML
Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML
Today, I found a mouse stuck in a glue trap at work. I had to take it home to get it off with oil, and then I released it outside. Twenty minutes later, the cat returned it to me, dead. After that, the dogs dug it up where I buried it. Sorry, mouse. FML
Today, I had mice in the house and had to kill them with mousetraps. I pulled a trap out with a dead mouse and my four year-old son saw. Mice are his favorite animals, and now he won’t speak to me. FML
Today, my cat brought home a bloody, barely-living mouse. The thing managed to escape and dragged itself into a crack in the wall, where it must have died. The only way to get it out before it starts to stink up the place is by demolishing the wall. FML
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Top comments
Jakub89 0
You have a pissed off rat running around and not a mouse.
allmidnighteyes 11
Set another trap. Use peanut butter as the bait.
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Comments (102)
cruelpleasure 0
hahahaha!!! attack of the killer rats! lol
Happygofucky 0
You shouldn't call your wife a rodent :(
Alex94xela 0
Lololool good 1
jewels1877 0
It's an episode of Tom and Jerry... Only Tom got caught in the mouse trap!
Blazingcrono 6
*Lying not laying Seriously? Mods do your business. For the record, you should've just poisoned whatever that was in your house.
Sirin_fml 47
Huh. Who invited Grumpy MacEntitledtwatterson to the party?
LuxAeterna_fml 0
Me.
john7h567hgrd 0
Damn you aeterna!!
ReynshineCutting 10
Try one of the humane traps. They can't escape those and you can let them go elsewhere. (I have pet rats so I can't stand seeing little ratties getting killed)
heathersmorin 0
Well obvious it's too late for that!!
MsSoulReaper 27
Oh damn. Its a mutant! FYL
thetrojandude 0
wat up
asian2014 0
damn... I don't think I'll be able to sleep if I was OP... knowing some thing in my house is trying to get me...
ameanberg 1
wtf
KacenMarie 4
STAKEOUT!!!!:P
roblombardo 0
Sounds like it's most likely a rat, not a mouse. You should have used a rat trap, they are bigger and way stronger. On the other hand, a cage-kinda trap would probably be a better idea - not only because they're humane, but also not dangerous, unlike snap traps. My dog stepped into one of those once and he was in excruciating pain... Turned out the trap broke all four of his toes. =/
smartalek 2
no. humane traps only.