Today, I used a restroom. While doing my thing, the power in my building completely went out. There was another person in the restroom making demonic noises and scratching at my stall. When the power came back on, he was gone. I think I'm being haunted. FML
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Today, I was using a public toilet, when someone in the next stall reached under, grabbed at my low-hanging toilet paper and pulled at it at an insane speed, whispering some kind of weird chant. Then he suddenly stopped, screamed, and ran out. What the hell happened in there? FML
Today, I was using a public restroom when the lights suddenly turned off. Panicking, I waved my arms around, trying to trigger the motion sensor, but nothing happened. I had to finish in the dark, and as I was leaving, the janitor noticed me, turned the lights back on, and said, “Yeah, I turned those off earlier to save power. Hope you were OK in there.” FML
Today, I was taking a dump in the bathroom. The lights turned off and I was too embarrassed to come out of the stall. The janitor walked in, turned the lights on and asked If anyone was there. I stayed quiet. He turned the lights back off and locked me in the bathroom. FML
Today, I came home and heard the shower running. Assuming my roommate was in there, I yelled, “Don’t use up all the hot water!” Then my roommate walked in with groceries. I froze. The shower stopped. The bathroom was empty. Now I have to move out or start charging rent to a ghost. FML
Today, while at work I went to use the public restroom because I had a severe case of diarrhea. All went well until the timed sensor lights went off and I couldn't leave my stall to get them back on. I sat there for thirty minutes in pure darkness. FML
Today, I was sitting on the toilet when a dude broke into my stall, screamed, "No time to explain!" and ran out with a toilet paper roll. FML
Today, I stayed late at work to finish a project. The lights are motion-sensor activated, and they turned off while I was in the bathroom. I stumbled out in total darkness and screamed when I saw a shadowy figure. It was the janitor. He screamed too. We both apologized to each other for way too long. FML
Today, at work, I was on the toilet for so long the motion lights turned off. I stood up, pants around my ankles and began waving my arms above the stall to get them to turn on again. At that exact moment, my boss walked in. FML
Today, I woke up at 2am and went to use the toilet. I sat there doing my business, when I heard a voice whisper my name from behind me. I live alone and the toilet is right up against the wall. I screamed and ran back to my room, then went without sleep for the rest of the night. FML
Today, I was using a public toilet stall when the lock gave way, and the door swung open halfway. I froze, and the person who was washing his hands at the sinks looked at me in the mirror and awkwardly said, “I see you.” I muttered, “I’m sorry,” as he walked out looking like he'd seen a ghost. FML
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awkwardology 23
This sounds suspiciously like a beginning to a Scary Move... Dibs on the film rights!
subiedude08 17
Call ghost hunters
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Comments (115)
tinyrosie 21
..ghost busters ain't gonna do shit. CALL A ******* EXORCIST!
tj_lagro 10
But, she isn't possessed, so an exorcism wouldn't do anything.
tinyrosie 21
But, plot twist, she's Katie from paranormal activity! Dun dun dunnnn
AnimeGirl1 10
actually, an exsorcist should perform an exsorcism on the area...and a blessing to keep it away.
mangobbler 11
Either a) someone was trolling you, or b) you should start contacting whomever has knowledge on the paranormal.
comment11111 39
Awesome experience!
ImAFaker 29
No... It wasn't. Quite scary actually.
Dreamcatcher1229 17
Hell no, no ******* way, that's sooooo not cool. DX Dude, I'm sorry OP, that sounds horrific. I hope you were being trolled!
DriAA7 17
NOPE NOPE NOPE! That situation would constipate me for life!
str1kepa1n 16
That's sPOOky.
zelf_fml 11
If you have any poo... Throw it now!!
hunteryager 18
Madagascar reference?
Pelios_fml 10
Maybe she thought no one was in the restroom with her and wanted to pass some time by making weird noses by giving birth to her turd? Then she met her mom outside the restroom and ran away in embarrassment?
LittleBastard 20
OP is male.
aintlifeapain 21
I did not know you crapping would invoke the demons' from hell, OP. You really must have "Sinned" a lot.
ksks1234 33
That is true according to Family Guy. "You're a Naughty Child and That's Concentrated Evil Coming Out the Back of You."
gracehi 31
Technically, if YOU are being haunted, that would be a poltergeist. Haven't been watching the snow channel, have we?