Creepypasta and Work: Spooky

Spooky

By dear god help me. - 04/09/2013 22:46 - United States - Ewa Beach

Today, I used a restroom. While doing my thing, the power in my building completely went out. There was another person in the restroom making demonic noises and scratching at my stall. When the power came back on, he was gone. I think I'm being haunted. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2013 16:01 - United States - Walker

Today, I was using a public toilet, when someone in the next stall reached under, grabbed at my low-hanging toilet paper and pulled at it at an insane speed, whispering some kind of weird chant. Then he suddenly stopped, screamed, and ran out. What the hell happened in there? FML

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I'm done

By Anonymous - 09/03/2025 20:00 - Canada

Today, I was using a public restroom when the lights suddenly turned off. Panicking, I waved my arms around, trying to trigger the motion sensor, but nothing happened. I had to finish in the dark, and as I was leaving, the janitor noticed me, turned the lights back on, and said, “Yeah, I turned those off earlier to save power. Hope you were OK in there.” FML

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By random - 29/04/2013 21:11 - Canada

Today, I was taking a dump in the bathroom. The lights turned off and I was too embarrassed to come out of the stall. The janitor walked in, turned the lights on and asked If anyone was there. I stayed quiet. He turned the lights back off and locked me in the bathroom. FML

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Spooky season ain't over

By Brendon - 05/11/2025 15:00

Today, I came home and heard the shower running. Assuming my roommate was in there, I yelled, “Don’t use up all the hot water!” Then my roommate walked in with groceries. I froze. The shower stopped. The bathroom was empty. Now I have to move out or start charging rent to a ghost. FML

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By Bathroom Problems - 02/01/2010 19:24 - France

Today, while at work I went to use the public restroom because I had a severe case of diarrhea. All went well until the timed sensor lights went off and I couldn't leave my stall to get them back on. I sat there for thirty minutes in pure darkness. FML

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Typical Ohia public bathroom

By Anonymous - 18/09/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the toilet when a dude broke into my stall, screamed, "No time to explain!" and ran out with a toilet paper roll. FML

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Too late

By Kelly - 09/10/2025 09:00

Today, I stayed late at work to finish a project. The lights are motion-sensor activated, and they turned off while I was in the bathroom. I stumbled out in total darkness and screamed when I saw a shadowy figure. It was the janitor. He screamed too. We both apologized to each other for way too long. FML

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Happy dance

By Anonymous - 26/10/2024 17:00 - United States - Springfield

Today, at work, I was on the toilet for so long the motion lights turned off. I stood up, pants around my ankles and began waving my arms above the stall to get them to turn on again. At that exact moment, my boss walked in. FML

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By haunted - 23/10/2015 20:41 - United States - Gainesville

Today, I woke up at 2am and went to use the toilet. I sat there doing my business, when I heard a voice whisper my name from behind me. I live alone and the toilet is right up against the wall. I screamed and ran back to my room, then went without sleep for the rest of the night. FML

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Infrastructure

By Anonymous - 14/07/2025 00:00 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I was using a public toilet stall when the lock gave way, and the door swung open halfway. I froze, and the person who was washing his hands at the sinks looked at me in the mirror and awkwardly said, “I see you.” I muttered, “I’m sorry,” as he walked out looking like he'd seen a ghost. FML

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awkwardology 23

Thursday 5 September 2013 10:07

This sounds suspiciously like a beginning to a Scary Move... Dibs on the film rights!

subiedude08 17

Thursday 5 September 2013 10:06

Call ghost hunters

Comments

Obey_StudBoii 23

Thursday 5 September 2013 17:44

Ghost Busters ain't got shit on this one.

moggy_fml 1

Thursday 5 September 2013 17:56

What a sook! Just open the door front up to them!!!

Obey_StudBoii 23

Thursday 5 September 2013 18:11

What gives you the right to judge someone else's story??

Excalibur1 12

Thursday 5 September 2013 19:27

you could say he was trying to scare the shit out of you, yeahhhh!

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 5 September 2013 19:38

That's different...but I bet stranger things have happened...

kuffis 11

Thursday 5 September 2013 22:05

That's what you get for sacrificing small animals to Satan and making pentagrams with blood. YDI.

AnimeGirl1 10

Friday 6 September 2013 5:13

dude....stereotypical? I am a bitch and I do not do this. message me.

HockeyGirlLover 7

Friday 6 September 2013 3:01

Lmao oh geez sorry op good luck

icepanda 6

Friday 6 September 2013 3:44

that's just crazy i would of freaked out and ran out!!

MRVOlivia 22

Friday 6 September 2013 4:30

Call Sam and Dean! Maybe they'll bring Castiel, then you'll be safe. (Supernatural reference)

seekingasaviour 9

Friday 6 September 2013 4:32

Sorry but while reading your post i couldn't help but crack up laughing. They probably left before the lights came back on or moved to the stall next to theirs without you noticing