Transportation: Spiteful!

Spiteful!

By Anonymous - 31/08/2012 02:47 - United States - Fairfield

Today, I got rear-ended. An old woman got out and came over to my car window. I thought she was coming to apologize and trade insurance companies. Instead, she poured her soda on my head, ran back into her car, and drove away. FML

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Friday 31 August 2012 9:20

Old people just don't seem to give a **** these days.

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Friday 31 August 2012 9:16

Now that's a sticky situation

Comments

erinchick1 7

Friday 31 August 2012 14:20

Call the cops! That's a hit and run!

fordneagles 34

Friday 31 August 2012 15:07

Hope you got the rego of her car OP

monocyte 4

Friday 31 August 2012 15:08

Sometimes in this world, if you allow yourself to be a chicken, you're gonna get eaten by foxes (or rear-ended and spilled soda on).. Gotta learn to react fast.

GothInside 6

Friday 31 August 2012 15:11

Wow grannie racked up some charges! Hit & run & either assault or battery (I can never remember which is which) for dumping the soda on u. Sorry OP, hope u at least got her licence plate number!