Today, after emptying the dishwasher, I noticed something in the back by the drain. It looked like a turkey bone. Upon closer inspection, it was a mouse carcass. I have no idea how many loads of dishes have gone through with it in there. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse that somehow got stuck in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead mouse water for the past week. FML
Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML
Today, two of my coworkers broke the dishwasher. They ran a fully cooked rotisserie chicken through it multiple times until the meat disintegrated off its bones, just to 'see what would happen'. FML
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML
Today, feeling too lazy to cook dinner, I bought a bagged salad from a low-end store. I dumped the contents into a bowl; the first thing that fell out was a dead mouse. Bon appetit. FML
Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticed a dark mass in the toilet. Thinking someone took a dump and didn't flush, I approached the toilet ready to dispose of it. That's when I noticed its whiskers and ears. It was a rat, and it was alive. FML
Today, I went to empty a mousetrap, only to discover that SOMETHING had eaten the dead mouse's brain and eyeballs. I reset the trap, only to find a half-dead mouse struggling to get out an hour later. My office is like its own tiny little horror movie. FML
Today, I discovered that my dishwasher has a filter. I cleaned out food from it that has never been in my kitchen since I moved in. FML
Today, I found a mouse stuck in a glue trap at work. I had to take it home to get it off with oil, and then I released it outside. Twenty minutes later, the cat returned it to me, dead. After that, the dogs dug it up where I buried it. Sorry, mouse. FML
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MrConcise 34
The mouse from Ratatouille just wanted to help clean the dishes, you monster.
Ohshitdude 21
I would have been horrified.
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Kittyphysics 21
unless that mouse was fresh, its safe to assume his carcass was actually pretty sterile after even a single washing. bacteria cant survive in climates above 160°. (serve safe certified chef speaking) the hot water in your dishwasher cooked all the germs out. i actually feel pretty bad for the little guy. thats an awful way to die. but you and your family should be fine op.
NostalgiaFreak9 41
I guess I'm gonna start checking my dishwasher before I run it after reading this.
iredbone 10
OMG .. Wow....
733yoda_fml 19
At least the dead mouse is clean
elljizz 4
that's what a garbage disposal is for..
pineapples24 11
Time to throw all your dishes away
DalekWarrior26 9
hey at least it's a clean mouse carcass