Today, I woke up with a hangover from hell. My clothes were stained with vomit, I was propped up on the sofa with a bowl between my knees, and my hair tied to one side. My mum was taking photos to send to Grandma. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up on my mom's couch with a wicked hangover. I made a mad dash for the toilet but felt the wave coming after two steps. I grabbed a bag of trash next to the front door and showed it no mercy. After I'd recovered and cleaned up, Mom asked if I'd seen the bag containing her Tax Materials. FML
Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover, a shaved head, and my period. FML
Today, I woke up with a high fever and hallucinations. I called for my mother, who after checking me, swore that I was just hungover from a night of partying, called me a "f*cking hedonist", and refused to help. FML
Today, I have a horrible hangover. My mom also decided it was a good day to go hiking. I ended up puking on the trail. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover from last night. Last night, I snuck out and went to a party at a club. To hide my hangover, I cleaned myself up and walked into the kitchen to get a drink. My mother looked at me and said, "What's that on your wrist?" I'd forgotten I'd left the wristband on from the club. I'm already grounded. FML
Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover. I had a party last night. Besides a stolen TV, someone seemingly decided to take a dump in my piano. FML
Today, I feel hung over. Don’t feel up to anything except slouching on the sofa, nursing my headache. Must have been one hell of a party, lots of booze, right? Actually, all I did was go to bed at 11:30 last night, instead of my usual 8:30. FML
Today, I took a nap because I've been sick for the past week and I was exhausted. When I woke up, my hair, shirt, pillow, and bedsheets were soaked. I threw up all over myself in my sleep. FML
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kittycat1597 10
If you can't spell and use correct grammar, don't comment!
galaxystar2 6
Christmas card for next year!!
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Comments (64)
Sporkly 26
If you can't hold your alcohol, don't drink. It's simple.
bakerella 29
i would've done the same thing if i were your ma :D YDI
Denny1 15
Sounds like a great Christmas Eve to me
FYLminesGREAT 5
Im sure you had a good time at the party though?
Obey_StudBoii 23
You'll remember this moment for many Christmas(s) to come. Happy holidays.
mikeymayhem_87 15
I think you should ask for a membership to AA for Christmas next year, OP.
Ukeee_X 19
Don't drink more than you can take! Why do so many people do these things to themselves... To me it just ruins a great night.
onorexveritas 24
don't drink then
vbmg152 19
You so deserve it!!
nycwrestler 17
You're fault bud.