Today, I was fired from a job I didn't have. The manager in charge of calling me to tell me if I got the job never called, and never called me back when I left messages. The only time he called me was to fire me for not coming to orientation, which, by the way, he never called to tell me about. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I was fired for not attending a mandatory meeting. I confronted my boss and told her I never heard anything about it, she told me that daily reminders had been sent out via email for weeks. She then discovered that she failed to enter my email address in the system. I was still fired. FML
Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML
Today, I was fired for the second time in as many days. I received a letter notifying me that I would no longer be working for the company, effective immediately. When I did not attend work the next day, I received a phone call firing me for not turning up. FML
Today, after finally getting a job offer after months of unemployment, I found out that the person who was going to hire me got fired. Which means I'm not getting the job. FML
Today, I received a phone call from my old boss asking me why I wasn't at work, to which I responded, "Because you fired me yesterday." He didn't say anything, and hung up. FML
Today, I came in to work to hand in my resignation. The minute I walked in, my manager took me aside and said he wanted to talk to me in private. He then cancelled my position and fired me. FML
Today, while on vacation, I got fired for not working a shift I wasn't scheduled for. Even after texting my boss a copy of my vacation approval letter, she still fired me. FML
Today, after a long couple of months working non-stop, I finally got someone to cover my shift. Turns out she was joking, and when I didn't show up for work, I was fired. FML
Today, it's been a few days since I saw an ad advertising my job after being told about it by a telemarketer. When I asked my boss about it, she claimed things were fine, it was an old ad, not to worry. Now, I was actually fired for no valid reason. A telemarketer gave me more warning than they did. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
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ben_the_yid 0
well thats unlucky man good luck getting another job
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Comments (51)
plexico 3
You should sue for wrongful termination in a make-believe court, and blow your imaginary settlement on pretend beer, fake drugs and illusory ******. Only the masturbation will be real.
DoingItWrong 0
wait ... does that mean you get unemployment?
Allymeme 3
no
heyyyaubrey 9
you cant get unemployment if you get fired
sXhizoXhino 0
Yes you can, you dont get unemployment if you quit
stupiddumbblonde 0
lmao plexico. :)
FerrariCake 2
Sounds like the company could use a new manager. Could be a better job opportunity for you.
z411811 0
lol to say this really fast
rollanderca 0
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2181359/how_to_find_clean_water_in_the_wilderness.html?cat=5
jap1198 0
I've heard this FML before.
haweb 0
Ok, crappy management skills. Why would you want to work there anyway?
EllaFoLiFE 0
exactly!
ohJeeznotme 7
I had that happen with my first job. I dropped off my paperwork and was told the manager would call me in a day or 2. She called about 5 days later because I didn't show up for my shift that I was never told I had.
wutupbruh 0
i think it would have more funny if it was just "Today i got fired from a job i didn't have. FML."