Today, I was fired from a job I didn't have. The manager in charge of calling me to tell me if I got the job never called, and never called me back when I left messages. The only time he called me was to fire me for not coming to orientation, which, by the way, he never called to tell me about. FML
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Today, I was fired for not attending a mandatory meeting. I confronted my boss and told her I never heard anything about it, she told me that daily reminders had been sent out via email for weeks. She then discovered that she failed to enter my email address in the system. I was still fired. FML
Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML
Today, I was fired for the second time in as many days. I received a letter notifying me that I would no longer be working for the company, effective immediately. When I did not attend work the next day, I received a phone call firing me for not turning up. FML
Today, after finally getting a job offer after months of unemployment, I found out that the person who was going to hire me got fired. Which means I'm not getting the job. FML
Today, I received a phone call from my old boss asking me why I wasn't at work, to which I responded, "Because you fired me yesterday." He didn't say anything, and hung up. FML
Today, I came in to work to hand in my resignation. The minute I walked in, my manager took me aside and said he wanted to talk to me in private. He then cancelled my position and fired me. FML
Today, while on vacation, I got fired for not working a shift I wasn't scheduled for. Even after texting my boss a copy of my vacation approval letter, she still fired me. FML
Today, after a long couple of months working non-stop, I finally got someone to cover my shift. Turns out she was joking, and when I didn't show up for work, I was fired. FML
Today, it's been a few days since I saw an ad advertising my job after being told about it by a telemarketer. When I asked my boss about it, she claimed things were fine, it was an old ad, not to worry. Now, I was actually fired for no valid reason. A telemarketer gave me more warning than they did. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
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ben_the_yid 0
well thats unlucky man good luck getting another job
dfvervbthbrgvefc 0
Hi, my name is SaintJimmy and I like to take it up the butt with a 12 inch rotating bunny *****.
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Comments (51)
kmfyr 0
OP, good thing you didn't land the job. The management sounds like crap.
redbluegreen 40
Oregon's employment is great, isn't it? Just dazzling, super duper, GREAT! [/sarcasm] We're saying hello to our fellow Oregonians now? Cheers!
TheLetterZero 7
I agree with #-0.
mikew85 0
tell his manager. they should reprimand or fire him and get you your job.
R_0b_ert 0
man i lose faith in people like that
Nirvana99 0
ugh, too many calls this is like a tongue twister
GreenHacker 0
You deserve it for not going to the orientation
Reyo 2
Ohhhh I woulda cussed his ass out...over the phone. What's he gonna do? Fire me?
satanstoystore 0
hopefully you used a cell #. bring your phone records to their manager to prove they are incompetent.
heyyyaubrey 9
do you really think you cant get phone records for landlines..?
Kronic_Kitten 0
Yup it would probably end up with the OP yelling "I've had enough of this circus. **** this I'm outta here!!!!!