Sorry not sorry

By Klamp18 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I attached fifteen-pound weights to each foot so I could burn some extra calories while shoveling snow. My dad asked me to move one of the cars in the driveway. When I put my foot on the gas pedal, I couldn't take it off. I ended up hitting my sister and knocking her into a snow bank. FML
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gear89 0

words can't describe how stupid you are -.-

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Rebecca1993 0

Holy shit! that's horrible :o

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namezox 0

rofl. good job... for making us laugh.

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FMLsguitarist 0

shovel snow, then go for a jog. It's not that hard. Really. YDI for being a dumbass.

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droopack 0

You could lift your feet up to walk to the car and get in, but 15 seconds later you didn't have the strength to ease the tip of your foot off the gas pedal?

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MagicMeds 0

YEAH! How DARE she be his sister (the only only offense she's committed that we know of)?

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Tigg3r 3

wow... I don't think anything like this has ever been posted or heard of before. How can you put your foot on the petal but not take it off? I can't really call fake on this one but I can't say FYL. I'm gonna call YDI.

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chukabi 0

You're retarded for thinking you can burn calories by attaching 15 pound weights to your ankles in the cold, when your cold your body slows its metabolism down, so therefore you lose weight slower.... it would have done nothing for you... retard

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