Health, Snow and Transportation: Sorry not sorry

Sorry not sorry

By Klamp18 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I attached fifteen-pound weights to each foot so I could burn some extra calories while shoveling snow. My dad asked me to move one of the cars in the driveway. When I put my foot on the gas pedal, I couldn't take it off. I ended up hitting my sister and knocking her into a snow bank. FML

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You deserved it 54 926

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By Snowtoe - 14/01/2017 14:00

Today, I'm at my grandparents' house to help clear snow. I was making a path to the driveway by pushing the snow out of the way. I saw a big pile and went to kick it really hard. Alas, it was a step. FML

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You deserved it 3 181

By Anonymous - 22/12/2009 01:48 - United States

Today, my mom and I had to shovel our driveway after an epic snowstorm that left us with 22 inches of snow. We only needed to dig out my mom's car and not mine. After we did all that work and shoveled all the snow onto the side where my car was we found out my mom had a flat tire. FML

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You deserved it 3 354

By drew - 18/12/2010 20:22 - United States

Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML

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You deserved it 5 007

By Poorphone - 08/12/2016 17:23 - United States - Denver

Today, my car got stuck in a foot of snow. I tried desperately digging around my wheels to see if it would help. I was finally able to get out 10 minutes later only to realize that I had dropped my phone in the snow while I was digging and had run over it. FML

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You deserved it 1 039

Neighborly

By Michael McMike - 11/02/2025 20:00 - Canada - Whitehorse

Today, as I always do when we get a lot of snow, I shovelled the snow off my elderly neighbor’s driveway. I slipped and fell into a snowbank, breaking my collarbone, and she had to call 911 to help me out because I couldn't snow angel my way up. FML

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You deserved it 71

By Anonymous - 11/01/2010 17:53 - Canada

Today, I thought I'd wear my snow boots so I wouldn't slip on the ice at work. I crashed my car because I can't feel the pedals with my boots on. FML

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You deserved it 32 870

By bender - 10/02/2010 05:03 - Canada

Today, I decided that it would be good exercise to shovel the ice on the backyard patio. Now I can't stand up. FML

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You deserved it 7 745

Evil, prank, or just dumb?

By Anonymous - 03/11/2025 00:00

Today, for some reason, my amazing dad told me to slide down towards a pole on a car tire while tobogganing down a hill and I hit the tire, consequently getting hurt in the head. I love my dad but something must've gone wrong that day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 120

You deserved it 278

By crippled - 08/07/2014 08:40 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I helped my dad push our broken-down truck from the driveway onto the tire ramp. Truck didn't make it; neither did my leg. FML

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You deserved it 4 291

Move, bitch! Get out the way!

By FlatFoot - 05/10/2017 07:00 - United States - New York

Today, my dad ran over my foot with his work truck. FML

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You deserved it 325

gear89 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 23:19

words can't describe how stupid you are -.-

Rebecca1993 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 23:16

Holy shit! that's horrible :o

Comments

Mata_Hari 0

Monday 21 December 2009 23:03

And you're posting instead of your sister because...? I understand wearing the weights, but holy hell... one would have thought you'd be smart enough to take them off while doing something like that.

rzchizzl 4

Monday 21 December 2009 23:29

is she ok

Bdellophobic 0

Monday 21 December 2009 23:36

LMFAO.

misterman2 3

Tuesday 22 December 2009 3:51

Omnigeek6 1

Tuesday 22 December 2009 4:32

Too bad you didn't drive off a cliff. Then you would have gotten the Darwin Award you deserve. F your sisters life for being run over, and FHL again for being related to you.

beccaboo329 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 7:16

FAKEEEEEEEE you have to have your foot on the brake to put it in gear

beccaboo329 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 9:20

You can't just automatically turn the key in the ignition and then put it in drive. You HAVE to put your foot on the brake and THEN put it in drive (or reverse)......I used to valet so I know what I'm talking about......

DarkSkullCat 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 9:18

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Thats a very rare and very Epic Fail! Glad you and your sister are ok though. Thats definitly a story for under the Christmas Tree. Anyways, it's not really a FML but it still made my day. Thanks for sharing!