Health, Snow and Transportation: Sorry not sorry

Sorry not sorry

By Klamp18 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I attached fifteen-pound weights to each foot so I could burn some extra calories while shoveling snow. My dad asked me to move one of the cars in the driveway. When I put my foot on the gas pedal, I couldn't take it off. I ended up hitting my sister and knocking her into a snow bank. FML

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You deserved it 54 926

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2009 01:48 - United States

Today, my mom and I had to shovel our driveway after an epic snowstorm that left us with 22 inches of snow. We only needed to dig out my mom's car and not mine. After we did all that work and shoveled all the snow onto the side where my car was we found out my mom had a flat tire. FML

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By drew - 18/12/2010 20:22 - United States

Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML

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Today, as I always do when we get a lot of snow, I shovelled the snow off my elderly neighbor’s driveway. I slipped and fell into a snowbank, breaking my collarbone, and she had to call 911 to help me out because I couldn't snow angel my way up. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2010 17:53 - Canada

Today, I thought I'd wear my snow boots so I wouldn't slip on the ice at work. I crashed my car because I can't feel the pedals with my boots on. FML

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By bender - 10/02/2010 05:03 - Canada

Today, I decided that it would be good exercise to shovel the ice on the backyard patio. Now I can't stand up. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2025 00:00

Today, for some reason, my amazing dad told me to slide down towards a pole on a car tire while tobogganing down a hill and I hit the tire, consequently getting hurt in the head. I love my dad but something must've gone wrong that day. FML

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You deserved it 278

By crippled - 08/07/2014 08:40 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I helped my dad push our broken-down truck from the driveway onto the tire ramp. Truck didn't make it; neither did my leg. FML

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Move, bitch! Get out the way!

By FlatFoot - 05/10/2017 07:00 - United States - New York

Today, my dad ran over my foot with his work truck. FML

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Sunday 20 December 2009 23:19

words can't describe how stupid you are -.-

Rebecca1993 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 23:16

Holy shit! that's horrible :o

Comments

Fratkidz 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 0:33

You can't judge yourself because of what you see on the cover of magazines. Hollywood is fake. You don't have to kill your sister just because super models make you feel tubbish. Listen to Christina Augilera's "Beautiful" then look yourself in the mirror and say "Hey, that may not be me, but I don't deserve to die!" Then tell your mom she is wrong! Let your dad in he's locked himself out again! I love you!

ezekielg_fml 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 0:55

I'm sorry, but I call BS. Not on what has occurred, but if you notice the "sister" left a comment on here. I doubt she is the actual sister, and I doubt the person who got into the car with the weights was a dude. It was a probably a girl. Just saying. This is something my sister would do, not any of my male counterparts.

SoccahhhBeotch06 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 18:46

Actually, she is my real biological sister, and the last time I checked I had male parts, so I'm pretty sure I"m a dude, but who knows, I could be wrong... and yes this really happened, and for all of you with the crazy imagination, I didn't hit her at 60 mph... so she is quite alright... yeah it WASN'T smart, but we got our laughs out of it, so I figured I would share it with you all, so thank you for all of the "nice" comments...

Saygeiful 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 5:30

...Honestly, I don't think he left the weights on, guys. xD He probably took them off and when he tried to drive the car, his reflexes were all messed up 'cause he was still adjusting to having the weights off his feet... get it? I could be wrong xD