Today, I was in the middle of having sex with my girlfriend, and I told her that I loved her. She asked me how much windshield wiper blades cost. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
Today, I looked deep into my wife's eyes and told her how much I loved her and how much she meant to me. Her reply was, "Clean your glasses." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I love her. She panicked and blurted out our S&M safeword. FML
Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML
Today, I looked my boyfriend in the eyes and said, "I love y-" He cut me off with, "Babe, a blowjob's worth a thousand words" and held eye contact until I awkwardly excused myself. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML
Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML
Today, I went to write "Happy Bday, I Love You" on my girlfriend's car windows to surprise her when she woke up. I was the one who got the surprise when I saw her, in her backseat, having sex. FML
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
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skyeyez9 25
Wiper blades range anywhere from $15-38 dollars.
Twunt 14
Or she loves you so much that you're at that part in your relationship where you talk about errands during sex.
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Comments (57)
Mortgaged 0
as long she ain't cost'n you noth'n, and she is half way decent looking just keep drop'n your load in/on her and dont get hung up on that crap.
cmac86 24
if she doesn't love you why are you two having sex?
drezman 0
lol
ChelseaGrin112 14
38, a better year than nowadays.
13thstory 0
that's great! what is it with women and talking about random stuff during foreplay/sex? someone please explain. I don't think I'm that bad in bed!
iRunWitScissors 0
omg, something like that happened to me but it was a phone convo. although ur situation is like 2 billion times worse, i feel ur pain man. fyl. :P
rachelOMG 0
lol that's horrible sry about that
losmiserables 0
I BELIEVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS HINTING AT SOMETHING. LIKE COOKIES.
Superllama12 11
After all, windshield wipers are EXTREMELY important
TheComedyAudio 29
That sucks man :
sherry_berryxoxo 17
Lmfaoooo. Damn. That one's a keeper :p
farttard 8
YDI for saying "I love you" during sex, so tacky.