Today, I was in the middle of having sex with my girlfriend, and I told her that I loved her. She asked me how much windshield wiper blades cost. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
Today, I looked deep into my wife's eyes and told her how much I loved her and how much she meant to me. Her reply was, "Clean your glasses." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I love her. She panicked and blurted out our S&M safeword. FML
Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML
Today, I looked my boyfriend in the eyes and said, "I love y-" He cut me off with, "Babe, a blowjob's worth a thousand words" and held eye contact until I awkwardly excused myself. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML
Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML
Today, I went to write "Happy Bday, I Love You" on my girlfriend's car windows to surprise her when she woke up. I was the one who got the surprise when I saw her, in her backseat, having sex. FML
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
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Top comments
skyeyez9 25
Wiper blades range anywhere from $15-38 dollars.
Twunt 14
Or she loves you so much that you're at that part in your relationship where you talk about errands during sex.
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Comments (57)
tjgriggs 0
never tell bitch u love her
ImaginaryFoe 1
LMAO @ #20
MrPresidentBoss1 0
Forget about the love and continue hitting that. You'll be happier when you don't have to deal with a broken heart.
ladida94 0
fyl indeed!
buttshapedfruit 0
lmao!! hahahaha
exquisite 0
YDI for not being good enough to keep her mind from wandering.
marycharles 0
she was just curious...
BuiikiKaesu_fml 0
"i love you" "im thirsty."
pinklover101 0
never tell someone u love them before they tell u!!!!
Scara_fml 0
If you're supposed to follow that rule, then supposedly so is the other person correct? How will it ever be said?
Isamermaid 17
He did not say this was the first time he said "I love you." Empty assumption. Believe it or not, most girls like romance and cuddling and all that gay stuff. Go with her to make sure she doesn't get cheap windshield wipers. Totally worth the extra $ for name-brand.