So frustrating!

By Anonymous - 21/11/2013 20:37 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML
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HowAreYouToday 34

well, on the bright side, you didn't make it to 'his' bedroom.

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Catkam623 27

A nice boy like that didn't give you a ride home? Chivalry is dead.

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olpally 32

The ultimate **** block and vag blocker right there. **** both your lives.

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trsshup 8

It could be worse...she could have said "now you two go make me some grand babies".

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Kiki242 19

That's a risk you take with random hook ups. May run into some of the crazies in the world.

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Soundslikeothers 15

Worst episode of How I Met Your Mother ever!

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StellaNox 16

Ouch! But look at it this way; in that speed, you'd be married in a month.

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FimogenFeels 14

The sex shouldn't be the problem though XD

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awkwardloveannie 28

with his mom around? unless you're into a kinky 3-some with your mom there is a huge problem

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SnowboarderFX 14

Most kids that live with their parents don't share a room with them..

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chilevmv 7

Well was he a keeper. At least you didn't sleep with some random dude and won't be considered a ****

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Bernadette? Is that you with your husband, Howard?

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papayeya 18

U met a guy and at the same night u aimed for his bedroom o_O

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MzZombicidal 36

Happens a lot, #26. Welcome to the real world.

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513cletus 11

at least she wasn't like Howard wolowitz's mom.

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