Today, my crazy ex-girlfriend legally changed her last name to mine. I'm getting married in a week. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex of 5 years got engaged after 5 months of us "taking a break." FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, I was insulted and harassed by my sister and her boyfriend, all because I proposed yesterday. They were angry I might get married before they did. They have known each other since primary school; I met my fiancée earlier this year. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, my fiancée woke up from a nightmare where I cheated on her. She has so far successfully gotten into my personal and work e-mails, and all my social media. I'm not sure if I'm worse at picking a wife or at picking passwords. FML
Today, after waiting 3 months until my friend's wedding was done being celebrated, I announced my engagement. My newlywed friend bitched me out for "stealing" all of the attention and being selfish. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I dated long ago, who cheated on me and got pregnant by another guy, or so we thought. Turns out it isn't his, and she is taking me to court for child support. FML
Today, while my husband and I were arguing, he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling, "Remember babe, you're only my current wife!" FML
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Readoll 13
Change yours to your new wife's last name...
neutralize 12
Well, someone didn't want to quite let go... yikes!
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Comments (146)
RLG4 20
Change your last name to your new wife's.
Mr_Mole 24
Well at least it's evidence on her poor mental state for the inevitable restraining order you will need against her.
vewwe 20
Next she will name her future kids after you..
MrBoredomioo 18
Dude there both women. no kids a lre happening
iAlissa 34
Ever heard of adoption, numbnuts?
bribre38 9
Ever heard of a sperm bank? Dingus.
p_nafnaf_fml 12
It took me a while to understand! u'll need your wife's support to get trough this! stay focused on ur wedding :)
nrevogcmamme 17
And it took me a while to understand you. Speak English.
glabberfasted 16
96 - How?! They forgot one 'H' in one word.
UnluckyLolfire 15
Now now, first of all, #23's profile information indicates she is Moroccan. English is most likely not her first language. Secondly,The grammatical and spelling errors she made were not that severe, and her comment is perfectly legible. The only noticeable errors she made at first glance were "u'll" which is obviously "you'll," "ur," which basic phonetics indicate to be "your," and "trough," which is obviously "through" with a missing h, and this could have easily been a typo. The emote is also perfectly fine. It implies a supportive informality. Tone implication is sometimes necessary on the Internet. For example, "I'm going to kill you" gives off a vibe of anger, violence, and hatred while "I'm going to kill you xD" implies that the speaker is barely irritated, if at all. The xD negates all negative connotations coming with the statement.
lbrown66 12
108- dude, you have way too much time on your hands..
jefrey 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
show your girlfriend that you are even more crazy than her, call your lawyer and tell him that you want to get divorce in two weeks..
MzZombicidal 36
Yeah, because a divorce with OP's current partner will TOTALLY show her EX...
perdix 31
I'm puzzled. The OP is a woman. Are you marrying a man or a woman this time? In either case, take your new spouse's last name and ditch the old one on your crazy ex.
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
if you were never married to her don't worry about it. yes she's crazy but stealing your last name won't change the fact that your getting married to someone else.
Al3xv3l92 24
Overly Attached Ex-Girlfriend.
olpally 33
Bitches be crazy. Shit, that's ****** up op. My ex still stalks my friends on Facebook.
Nena_100 15
Talk about not being able to let go.