Today, my crazy ex-girlfriend legally changed her last name to mine. I'm getting married in a week. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex of 5 years got engaged after 5 months of us "taking a break." FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, I was insulted and harassed by my sister and her boyfriend, all because I proposed yesterday. They were angry I might get married before they did. They have known each other since primary school; I met my fiancée earlier this year. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, my fiancée woke up from a nightmare where I cheated on her. She has so far successfully gotten into my personal and work e-mails, and all my social media. I'm not sure if I'm worse at picking a wife or at picking passwords. FML
Today, after waiting 3 months until my friend's wedding was done being celebrated, I announced my engagement. My newlywed friend bitched me out for "stealing" all of the attention and being selfish. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I dated long ago, who cheated on me and got pregnant by another guy, or so we thought. Turns out it isn't his, and she is taking me to court for child support. FML
Today, while my husband and I were arguing, he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling, "Remember babe, you're only my current wife!" FML
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Readoll 13
Change yours to your new wife's last name...
neutralize 12
Well, someone didn't want to quite let go... yikes!
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Comments (146)
NessaMae 19
I don't think It's....TOO bad...as long as she's not stalking you or threatening you. I mean It's ******* creepy for sure, but you can't do anything about it. As long as she isn't physically bothering you and whatnot, just forget about her. And congratulations! Don't let it ruin your wedding. :)
mjbehnen 7
Name changes have to be published in the paper for 30 days to give people the ability to object
NoFightinDestiny 9
That's an interesting approach to win you back? I don't know, never heard of this happening -.-
ijulez 14
she sounds like a keeper
vikky538 29
if a girl is not married to you and has the same last name as yours... then she should have figured out that she either will become u r cousin or step sister...
nyikkins 11
What?
Pyro_Wolf 17
So, according to you, every person with the last name Smith is related?
d4m4s74 12
Perfect opportunity to take your new wife's name
jujuthefroggy_fml 16
How getting married adds something to the FML? OP, It should be a solution to your problem: you can change your name to the name of your spouse or you both can get your names put together. That said, it sounds pretty easy to change your surname in the US, I bet it comes to pretty weird names sometimes, considering the weird first names some parents come up with for their child…
Joisan 20
Metta World Peace. I rest my case :D
tukies 28
Nothing like a restraining order, and a taser for when she doesn't follow said order.
littlebuggy 10
Sorry OP that sucks. Maybe you could take your future wife's last name instead of using yours.
julako 22
Don't worry about it, if it's not getting any crazier. Have a wonderful wedding and congratulations to the two of you!