So creepy

By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my crazy ex-girlfriend legally changed her last name to mine. I'm getting married in a week. FML
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Readoll 13

Change yours to your new wife's last name...

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neutralize 12

Well, someone didn't want to quite let go... yikes!

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Comments

ni0ve 9

That doesnt affect ur marriage. Let her be. File a restraining order

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RedPillSucks 31

Two people can have the same last name and not have anything to do with each other. Now, if she starts dressing like you and changes her hair to match yours... Watch out for identity theft.

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CaliGali 9

Move away and change your first name. Similar last names happen but if you change your first name she won't know it's you.

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ahh_rats 15

I see this being an issue with the wife... Or wives jaha

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monarchs52 5

Dang she is crazy

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johnpaisley 6

Dude u were dating to the overly obsessed girl on the internet u are a god of the internet

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UnluckyLolfire 15

"Male person, you had courted The Overly Attached Girlfriend. (a person who became a popular meme known for over-the-top psychotic and obsessive antics towards her significant others.) This can only mean that your status on the Internet is equal to that of a High Monarch's." I apologize, as this is only a rough translation. It was rather difficult to decipher, as it was a rather complex language variation that appears to have been derived from "Ignoramish." In addition, the vocabulary this person has used is rather unconventional. It took half our team of translators just to decipher what would be the first sentence, "Would be" meaning this particular variation of Ignoramish does not contain any form of punctuation.

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miss_jules 11

My advice? Ignore it. She obviously wanted some sort of reaction and you're playing right into her hands. Brush it off, get married and enjoy the rest of your life with the person you actually want to be with!

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