Today, my crazy ex-girlfriend legally changed her last name to mine. I'm getting married in a week. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex of 5 years got engaged after 5 months of us "taking a break." FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, I was insulted and harassed by my sister and her boyfriend, all because I proposed yesterday. They were angry I might get married before they did. They have known each other since primary school; I met my fiancée earlier this year. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, my fiancée woke up from a nightmare where I cheated on her. She has so far successfully gotten into my personal and work e-mails, and all my social media. I'm not sure if I'm worse at picking a wife or at picking passwords. FML
Today, after waiting 3 months until my friend's wedding was done being celebrated, I announced my engagement. My newlywed friend bitched me out for "stealing" all of the attention and being selfish. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I dated long ago, who cheated on me and got pregnant by another guy, or so we thought. Turns out it isn't his, and she is taking me to court for child support. FML
Today, while my husband and I were arguing, he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling, "Remember babe, you're only my current wife!" FML
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Readoll 13
Change yours to your new wife's last name...
neutralize 12
Well, someone didn't want to quite let go... yikes!
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Comments (146)
ImaginaryPerson 21
Take you're wife's surname?
ni0ve 9
That doesnt affect ur marriage. Let her be. File a restraining order
RedPillSucks 33
Two people can have the same last name and not have anything to do with each other. Now, if she starts dressing like you and changes her hair to match yours... Watch out for identity theft.
bazookajoey 27
Just take your wifey's name
CaliGali 9
Move away and change your first name. Similar last names happen but if you change your first name she won't know it's you.
mosquito19 14
what did you do to make her that way?
ahh_rats 15
I see this being an issue with the wife... Or wives jaha
monarchs52 5
Dang she is crazy
johnpaisley 6
Dude u were dating to the overly obsessed girl on the internet u are a god of the internet
xnyletak 17
Does anybody have a translator?
UnluckyLolfire 15
"Male person, you had courted The Overly Attached Girlfriend. (a person who became a popular meme known for over-the-top psychotic and obsessive antics towards her significant others.) This can only mean that your status on the Internet is equal to that of a High Monarch's." I apologize, as this is only a rough translation. It was rather difficult to decipher, as it was a rather complex language variation that appears to have been derived from "Ignoramish." In addition, the vocabulary this person has used is rather unconventional. It took half our team of translators just to decipher what would be the first sentence, "Would be" meaning this particular variation of Ignoramish does not contain any form of punctuation.
miss_jules 11
My advice? Ignore it. She obviously wanted some sort of reaction and you're playing right into her hands. Brush it off, get married and enjoy the rest of your life with the person you actually want to be with!