Today, my crazy ex-girlfriend legally changed her last name to mine. I'm getting married in a week. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex of 5 years got engaged after 5 months of us "taking a break." FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, I was insulted and harassed by my sister and her boyfriend, all because I proposed yesterday. They were angry I might get married before they did. They have known each other since primary school; I met my fiancée earlier this year. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, my fiancée woke up from a nightmare where I cheated on her. She has so far successfully gotten into my personal and work e-mails, and all my social media. I'm not sure if I'm worse at picking a wife or at picking passwords. FML
Today, after waiting 3 months until my friend's wedding was done being celebrated, I announced my engagement. My newlywed friend bitched me out for "stealing" all of the attention and being selfish. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I dated long ago, who cheated on me and got pregnant by another guy, or so we thought. Turns out it isn't his, and she is taking me to court for child support. FML
Today, while my husband and I were arguing, he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling, "Remember babe, you're only my current wife!" FML
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Readoll 13
Change yours to your new wife's last name...
neutralize 12
Well, someone didn't want to quite let go... yikes!
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Comments (146)
spritnerd 5
technicly even though she has the same last name as you you and her are not married you just share the same last name
itcomesinthrees 10
I hope this isn't giving ideas to other crazy ex-girlfriends. My fiancé has a bat shit crazy ex and I could see her reading this and thinking it's a good idea.
Plexia 9
LOL! That's so funny.
jbgotswag 2
she clearly care about you, you should marry her instead.
SAgirl 23
Two can play at that game. If she tells people you are married, tell people she is your sister and crazy.
iteenlovequotes 19
restraining order coming up I'm guessing
Yasmine19_fml 3
How is she not ashamed of being so creepy?
Kittencake4 9
You should tell your almost wife that you want to change your last name to hers and then your ex can't have YOUR last name
VampOfSavannah 31
I hope you at least have a restraining order, that's just ******* creepy.
skiddalz 21
It says youre a female next to your name
rocker_chick23 27
Your point is.....? Some states allow gays to marry