Today, my crazy ex-girlfriend legally changed her last name to mine. I'm getting married in a week. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my ex of 5 years got engaged after 5 months of us "taking a break." FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, I was insulted and harassed by my sister and her boyfriend, all because I proposed yesterday. They were angry I might get married before they did. They have known each other since primary school; I met my fiancée earlier this year. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, my fiancée woke up from a nightmare where I cheated on her. She has so far successfully gotten into my personal and work e-mails, and all my social media. I'm not sure if I'm worse at picking a wife or at picking passwords. FML
Today, after waiting 3 months until my friend's wedding was done being celebrated, I announced my engagement. My newlywed friend bitched me out for "stealing" all of the attention and being selfish. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I dated long ago, who cheated on me and got pregnant by another guy, or so we thought. Turns out it isn't his, and she is taking me to court for child support. FML
Today, while my husband and I were arguing, he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling, "Remember babe, you're only my current wife!" FML
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Readoll 13
Change yours to your new wife's last name...
neutralize 12
Well, someone didn't want to quite let go... yikes!
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Comments (146)
faygo_chick 5
Hopefully your fiancé is understanding.
RabbitOfAurora 28
OP, just take on your fiance's last name. They usually don't grant one a whole lot of name changes, so problem solved.
TheCrispyCat 20
Well, there is no relation...
Chazzzor 10
You know the old expression "Don't stick your dick in crazy." Too late for that now, of course.
glabberfasted 16
OP is a female.
neuroticallyyour_fml 17
Or for us lesbians, don't stick your fingers in crazy.
neuroticallyyour_fml 17
Since OP is female, I'm going to assume she's a lesbian. That being said (as a woman who is also a lesbian) why is it that when lesbians go crazy, it's really, really crazy? But anyways, congrats OP! There's nothing better than making your girlfriend your wife.
Cluricaun 5
lmao I enjoyed this one
Miaku 11
Restraining order perhaps?
worldclassrager 41
Well you name would change anyway unless my computer is giving me a sex error...
dunicha 20
Ya know, in some places two women can get married these days....
Eevee11 6
time for a restriction order. good thing you didn't marry her
DanielsGirl21 4
Sounds like you shouldn't've f**ked crazy, OP.