Today, my crazy ex-girlfriend legally changed her last name to mine. I'm getting married in a week. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my ex of 5 years got engaged after 5 months of us "taking a break." FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, I was insulted and harassed by my sister and her boyfriend, all because I proposed yesterday. They were angry I might get married before they did. They have known each other since primary school; I met my fiancée earlier this year. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, my fiancée woke up from a nightmare where I cheated on her. She has so far successfully gotten into my personal and work e-mails, and all my social media. I'm not sure if I'm worse at picking a wife or at picking passwords. FML
Today, after waiting 3 months until my friend's wedding was done being celebrated, I announced my engagement. My newlywed friend bitched me out for "stealing" all of the attention and being selfish. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I dated long ago, who cheated on me and got pregnant by another guy, or so we thought. Turns out it isn't his, and she is taking me to court for child support. FML
Today, while my husband and I were arguing, he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling, "Remember babe, you're only my current wife!" FML
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Readoll 13
Change yours to your new wife's last name...
neutralize 12
Well, someone didn't want to quite let go... yikes!
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Comments (146)
BlueToast 6
Yeah as said above she wants attention so ignore but still sucks buddy
band_geek 18
Sadly enough, I actually can see even my bf's crazy ex's doing that, so I can't say that's sounds weird/crazy in any way.
monster_tamer 11
She can change her name all she wants, but she still isn't the one marrying you.
Nbc27 5
Restraining order time?
xnyletak 17
Time to meet your new best friend, restraining order.
2ru 14
She's gonna boil your rabbit!!!!!
SuperMew 22
Until she starts showing up and claiming to be your wife, or something equally crazy... just leave it be. Tell your wife what happened so she will have some heads up. You can have the same last name as someone and have it not be a problem, but if you feel it will cause trouble switch to your wife's name and move on.
lilsubbrat1213 22
little too crazy for my tastes....but maybe she will get the hint after you're married...if not shes the one with your last name knowing she didnt get it the way she wanted and now has alot of explaining to do to family, friends, and to any future relationships...laugh it off knowing you got out just in time
FemskyD 26
There no faking the R in Mrs. ;) enjoy your wedding!!
lastonearth 3
Why don't you just say "I don't"?