Intimacy, Sex, Cheating and NSFW: Snek

Snek

By soon to be divorced - 24/10/2013 20:06 - United States

Today, I had to call a plumber out to clear a blockage in our bathroom drainpipe. After coming back from work later in the day, and after a tearful confession from my wife, I found out that pipe wasn't the only one he snaked. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2013 02:52 - United States - Saint Cloud

Today, my sink seemed to be filling up with dirty water. Concerned, I turned on the garbage disposal and plunged away. With no change in the water levels, I called a plumber. He reached in, pulled out the drain plug, and give me his bill while chuckling to himself. FML

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You deserved it 45 218

By her mom raised her - 17/05/2014 17:30 - Mexico

Today, I had to call a plumber out, because my idiot daughter clogged the pipes while trying to flush a hamburger down the toilet. FML

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You deserved it 7 055

By KieRendan - 25/05/2012 19:59 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, due to an unforeseen pipe-related incident, I had to shave my legs in my backyard fish pond, while a plumber assessed the damage to my war-zone of a bathroom. FML

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You deserved it 3 530

Caught short

By Anonymous - 13/11/2014 18:01 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was speeding home, bursting to take a crap. I pulled into my driveway and made it inside, before my wife told me the plumber was still working on our pipes. I ended up having to take a crap in my own backyard, behind a tree. FML

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You deserved it 3 403

By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 14:37 - United States

Today, when I got home from work, my fiancé was finishing up with the plumber who had just installed new fixtures for our shower. I decided that I was going to be the first to break it in. I went to the bathroom, got undressed and went to start the water. The OTHER plumber was still in there. FML

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Not all heroes…

By pooped - 12/04/2020 23:00

Today, at work, the only toilet in the building was so clogged that it was overflowing. We didn't have a plunger, so basically the only way to stop it was to try and reach in and remove the blockage. I was nominated to do it. FML

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You deserved it 184

By NeedsANewApartment - 13/01/2016 05:54 - United States - Wurtsboro

Today, sewage came up the toilet and tub in my apartment and spread far enough to get into the hallway. The maintenance crew found the source of the blocked pipes to be a ten inch long weave some idiot flushed down a toilet. FML

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You deserved it 1 256

Plumbed out

By Jeff101 - 25/03/2025 20:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I tried to fix a leaking pipe under the sink. I watched a YouTube tutorial and was feeling confident that I could get the job done. Two hours later, half of the kitchen was practically flooded because I forgot to cut the water off, and scrambled to actually find the main valve, then I had to call an emergency plumber, who showed up, laughed, and fixed it in five minutes. FML

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You deserved it 585

Get it on

By RotoRooter - 17/04/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I was about to get it on with a girl in the bathroom of my friend's house at a party. Just when things started getting heated, a pipe burst. Literally. There was water everywhere and everyone had to evacuate the building. I was cockblocked by poor plumbing. FML

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Cringe

By mikesok988 - 07/05/2009 07:40 - United States

Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML

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You deserved it 4 816

gracehi 31

Friday 25 October 2013 2:22

Call his company and tell them he's fraternizing with the clients. Get his ass fired.

picante72 24

Friday 25 October 2013 2:22

At least she was honest and told you immediately instead of covering it up for months or years.

Comments

Lefty_Guns 16

Thursday 16 April 2015 0:47

I hope you reviewed him online, so people will know what he will get up to with their wives! Still though, I can't see how your wife can go from willingly having sex with him while you're out hard at work, and being tearful in the evening.

bluefairy_fml 24

Wednesday 6 May 2015 14:26

I thought that only happens in **** movies.

JupiterPainon 17

Wednesday 26 August 2015 4:22

Wow your life is like a sad porno

urbanbigfoot 20

Saturday 14 November 2015 17:45

Just like a porno. Sorry though man.

isum21 20

Sunday 14 August 2016 19:20

at least she confessed the day it happened. sometimes you'll never hear about something like that till years in the future. that shows she cared about you

Triangle6757 9

Saturday 17 September 2016 22:10

Sounds like generic ****

TheNerdyVillager 2

Monday 26 September 2016 23:20

Cross your fingers that there's no "caulk" in the "pipe".

boopingsnoot 24

Saturday 29 July 2017 19:15

Wife is crying because she was raped in her own home, and everyone starts yelling "****!" Typical.

xxWTFxx1981 23

Wednesday 29 June 2022 3:39

Honestly it's not your wife's fault. She has been conditioned by the **** industry. She didn't have a chance once the plumbers crack was out he was irresistable.