Today, my grandpa decided to charcoal-grill some steaks. Inside the house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I made several beautiful steaks on the grill, then set them to rest. While I left to use the bathroom, my four year-old decided they looked yucky and poured syrup on them. My wife was too busy giggling and recording it to stop her. FML
Today, my dog died and I told my grandfather I wanted her to be cremated. I came home later to find him burning her in our barbecue pit. FML
Today, I dragged my grill outside in the freezing cold to cook a steak for New Year's day. I left my spatula in the garage, and I set the still-wrapped steak on the grill. I was only gone 45 seconds, but that was long enough for my cat to open the wrapper and run off with my steak in his jaws. FML
Today, my oven decided that it was going to lock and clean itself right in the middle of cooking my steaks. FML
Today, my husband and I cooked our first dinner of the year, some grilled steak. The moment we turned our backs to put out the fire, the dog snatched half of it. FML
Today, I was at a barbecue with my extended family. I was chatting to my grandma, when my idiotic brother decided to douse the grill with his cola. The hissing sounded so much like a Minecraft creeper that I instinctively screamed and practically shat my pants. FML
Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML
Today, I found out that my apartment complex has no rules against having charcoal grills on the porch. So did the guy who lives below me. FML
Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML
Today, my in-laws were visiting from Texas, so I made a brisket, smoked for 10 hours on the barbecue, and it was perfect. Alas, when my husband cut the meat, he burst a perfectly cooked cyst the size of a lemon that stank the whole house out. FML
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StoryOfTheYear 15
Innovation is the key to success.
perdix 31
With enough carbon monoxide, everything begins to make sense ... and then you die.
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Comments (38)
leadman1989 16
BORN TO BE WIIIIILLLLLLLDDDDD!!! And then police and EMS find you all dead of inhalation!
nstybtch 0
Oh oh!!! Did the smile detector go off and had a visit from the firemen
Veindetta 5
Your life suck, but your grandpa is awesome.
bdair 1
Smart man ur grandpa ;P
tampabayfan 22
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THE_A_TEEN 28
Let me clarify, grilling indoors pose a serious fire hazard, plus the smoke could fill up the house and could potentially kill you by aphixiation, plus if you survive, the smell of burnt charcoal will stay for a while. So all of you supporting the grandpa, grill indoors, see if im right.
martini47 12
Shut up it's just funny
Daralea 21
Damn, old people! You scary.
missbadluk 0
omfg. does he know u can die from that?
Biggy2010 3
like a boss!!
PinkFun1969 9
Epic Fail!! Bad Grampa needs a spanking. ?