Today, after almost two days, I finally fell asleep, during my husband's vows, on our wedding day, in front of 250 guests. FML
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Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML
Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML
Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML
Today, it was the day of my wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told my brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on my wife. FML
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML
Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
Today, I had my wedding at 11 a.m. so that I could spend a lot of time with my friends and family. Everyone left within 4 hours. FML
Today, on my wedding day, when they said, "You may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately, my hands were sweaty as I was nervous, and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML
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Welshite 39
We all know brides want to look like princesses, but I think you took the Sleeping Beauty part a bit too seriously.
ottokat 15
I'm sorry, OP. Majorly embarassing, but easily enough explained. I hope everyone is underdstanding and that the cameraman took pictures. That's one to tell your grandkids.
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Comments (78)
golden_warrior 23
Probably excitement or scared. Marriage is a big commitment...forever and ever
ksks1234 33
Hopefully everyone will get a laugh out of it. Congrats!! Maybe you can make some money by sending it in to America's Funniest Videos.
NeighSoulSister 6
I think that show got canceled years ago.
DKjazz 20
No matter what happens, there will always be clip shows. Always.
dRpRdP 8
yes that's so hectic.. that 2-3 days.. its hard.. tiredness. . all people focusing on us.. we making ourselves smile in so much of stress.. I can understand that. .
TwistedCherub1 15
I stopped being stressed about 4 days before the wedding. My car broke down, got fixed, and then I had to drive 25 miles because my mom forgot the cake, all the morning of our wedding. I knew by the end of the day he'd be my husband and nothing else mattered. I guess I was an unusual bride.
salic77 11
You just know how to look at things the right way.
dRpRdP 8
#46 cheers for u.. all is well that ends well..
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
wow you all are being so poetic and sweet. I cant wait to get married..it sounds wonderful. lol
tnebert 8
#46, I did that too. I got my nails done the day before, then one of my bridesmaids got her hair done at the same salon the morning of, and the stylist told her she had never seen a bride so calm and relaxed before! I'm sure I went Bridezilla at some point during the months of preparation, but that last week was all about chillaxing for me.
gracehi 31
Could be worse. At lest you're not marrying your imaginary friend who is the leader of a terrorist cult bent on destroying a large portion of the world's credit history...and who is also yourself.
horneyhic 15
....how did u know my plan????
gracehi 31
Because I AM you!
Ksweety_fml 27
Ahhh, He'll probably think he boring you with his vows. I hope you told him you didn't slept in two days.
gracehi 31
Suck? Sometimes. But only on birthdays, anniversaries, and federal holidays.
JMichael 25
That's a bummer..
curlytop101 23
Sorry, OP! Hope everything else turned out better! Congrats anyways!
blackychan63 12
tell him you got dizzy and passed out. my entire family did that a funeral once..
Enslaved 36
Sounds like the Sandman objected to your holy matrimony. :P