Today, after almost two days, I finally fell asleep, during my husband's vows, on our wedding day, in front of 250 guests. FML
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Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML
Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML
Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML
Today, it was the day of my wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told my brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on my wife. FML
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML
Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
Today, I had my wedding at 11 a.m. so that I could spend a lot of time with my friends and family. Everyone left within 4 hours. FML
Today, on my wedding day, when they said, "You may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately, my hands were sweaty as I was nervous, and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML
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Welshite 39
We all know brides want to look like princesses, but I think you took the Sleeping Beauty part a bit too seriously.
ottokat 15
I'm sorry, OP. Majorly embarassing, but easily enough explained. I hope everyone is underdstanding and that the cameraman took pictures. That's one to tell your grandkids.
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Comments (78)
perdix 29
#1, hmmm. Much insomniac! Is that the right answer?
dRpRdP 8
atmospheric pressure says you should probably suck some lollypop..
perdix 29
Falling asleep during the important parts? This is foreshadowing a great marriage.
Gho5tk3y 17
I'm sorry op, not to be mean but there are many options to help with sleeplessness. It really sucked that your body chose then to fall asleep but you should've used tea or pills to get a nights sleep the night before.
gemstone586 12
My husband has insomnia. No pill or tea works. There's not always an easy solution, especially during such a stressful time as wedding planning.
horneyhic 15
Physical exhaustion sunshine a drink and whole lotta pot and ull go down fast
greeneyebeauty9 28
I know it's going to be hard, but just tell everyone of your situation. I'm sure they'd understand.
fmlinact 12
I smell some deviousness. How can you consent if you're asleep? In case you want to get out, you'll have 250 witnesses. He'll forgive you, just give him a hot honeymoon :p
aardvarkish 16
That's awesome. You'll be great in bed.
buckdharma 37
To have and to hold up?
ihpp 22
congrats on your marriage! on a side note don't feel too bad. stuff happens.
Enslaved 36
Have you not heard the joke-- Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle? She knows she's given her last ********. (Of course far from true) :P