Today, after almost two days, I finally fell asleep, during my husband's vows, on our wedding day, in front of 250 guests. FML
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Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML
Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML
Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML
Today, it was the day of my wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told my brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on my wife. FML
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML
Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
Today, I had my wedding at 11 a.m. so that I could spend a lot of time with my friends and family. Everyone left within 4 hours. FML
Today, on my wedding day, when they said, "You may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately, my hands were sweaty as I was nervous, and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 39
We all know brides want to look like princesses, but I think you took the Sleeping Beauty part a bit too seriously.
ottokat 15
I'm sorry, OP. Majorly embarassing, but easily enough explained. I hope everyone is underdstanding and that the cameraman took pictures. That's one to tell your grandkids.
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Comments (78)
150493x 29
#1 already cracked that joke.
ohhhsnapple 14
I don't understand how you could fall asleep standing up...unless you have narcolepsy. Especially on your wedding day, you'd think you'd be running on adrenaline at that point. Are you sure you didn't faint? My cousin did during his wedding ceremony...now THAT was interesting.
Omniprism 14
Ever heard of a sleep aid?
cbouc21 2
Well at least you know he is the man of your dreams
Beepbeep7 14
Hope the honeymoon goes better.You could fall asleep during sex and him finish anyway.
yeongji 31
It will be a fun story to share (with your future children) :)
MoRgAnLoVeSJM 8
Trying the whole sleeping beauty look.. A bit early isn't it OP? Halloween isn't for a few weeks yet.
MrConcise 34
Yet fiction is enough to cause many grooms to run away from a life of blue balls.
worldclassrager 39
I'm sorry maybe a renewal of vows will be an exceptional wedding video....
Gardevoir_fml 12
Could have said you fainted/was about to faint.