Today, I went to buy my prom dress. I felt really good as I walked out of the dressing room, until someone walked out of the room next to me wearing the same dress, and looked better in it than I did. It was a man buying it for his drag show. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML
Today, I finally found a cute dress that hugged my curves and hid my imperfections. I wore it to my friend's house, and was feeling pretty good about myself, until some pregnant woman walked into the room wearing the exact same thing. It was a maternity dress. FML
Today, I was excited about my friend going wedding dress shopping, so before I went to go work out, I decided to try on a prom dress from high school to remember what it felt like to get dressed up. It was too tight, I broke the zipper, and spent 45 minutes trapped before I cut myself out. FML
Today, my prom dress finally arrived. My prom was yesterday. FML
Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML
Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML
Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML
Today, I finally bought the expensive but beautifully stylish dress I've been eyeing for ages online. Ten minutes later, I went back to check the shoes the model was wearing so I could coordinate my outfit. The dress had been reduced to half price. FML
Today, I posted a pic of my prom dress on facebook. The dress looked amazing on me and it just felt so right. So I spent every single dollar I had and some borrowed to buy the dress. When I logged on later that night, the first comment asked "Is this a joke?" FML
Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Just put a sausage and a couple of plums in your panties and you'll look just as good in that dress as he does!
baby610 4
hard to beleive your a pastor...
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Comments (84)
latkematzoball 0
this sounds so fishy. cant believe nunna MY fmls made it and THIS did
latkematzoball 0
11 ftw
wandalicious 0
The grammar is giving me a headache.
DameGreyWulf 1
Learn how to punctuate. Dresses are overrated. Wanna make it memorable? Go in a tangerine disco tux.
DameGreyWulf 1
Seriously? That's ******* great haha
604 11
Owned!
TheLetterZero 7
Oh god, the punctuation hurts... YDI for being dumb.
nucleosynthesis 0
Periods. Learn to use them.
iFruit 0
Your long fml is only one sentence! This is an abomination! GRAMMAR GIRL STRIKES AGAIN, BITCHES!
JohnnyTheFox 0
I think your ideals for a good-looking woman are messed up if you think a man has a hot body for a dress. Unless you're disgustingly fat or something, a dress is going to look better on a chick, period.
isantorin 0
you have no idea how wrong you are
sarah_berah 0
We had a male beauty pagent for a fund raiser once... there really are guys who would make prettier girls in dresses than some females I know.
teebonehead 0
WOW