Today, at work, a kid rushed into the bathroom to vomit. Understandable, except he threw up into the sinks. Sinks plural, whose drain holes are so small that only liquid can really pass through. Guess who had to clean up vomit chunks. FML
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Today, at the small daycare I run, I turned around to put something away. I heard a splashing sound and then saw one of my kids vomiting. He puked several times, and managed to hit the only rug in the entire house. FML
Today, I started my new job as a janitor at a store. The first thing that happened when I came in was another employee telling me that there was vomit in the restroom, and that I had to clean it up. Not only did I clean up vomit, I had to clean up the poop that made the kid puke in the first place. FML
Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
Today, at work, I watched a man throw up in his hands, dump the contents on his plate, then eat the things it "didn't touch." I had to wash his plate. FML
Today, a mother and son were in my office. The kid wasn't feeling well and threw up. Mom covered his mouth with her hand, creating a vomit nozzle and covering me in puke. She yelled that I deserved to be sprayed on because I was not quick enough in getting a bucket for her son. FML
Today, as I was getting ready for work, I heard a noise almost like someone was puking all over the bathroom floor. When I went to check, my 14-year-old son was puking all over the bathroom floor. The toilet, however, was pristine. FML
Today, I'm a janitor at a middle school. Someone took a poo and placed it on the sink. FML
Today, after feeling sick all day at work, my shift was about to end. Twenty minutes before I was able to clock out, some kid puked all over herself in the playground. FML
Today, at work at daycare, this kid was coughing really bad, so I put my hand in front of his mouth in case he was choking on something so he could spit it out. But nope he wasn't choking, he was sick. He puked right into my hands. FML
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fooltemptress 36
I hope you aren't a sympathy puker :/
SillySweetGirl 18
FYL, and the kid's life. Chunks aren't fun either way!
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Comments (66)
Brianna_Ray 23
If I had been in your place I would of added my own puke to the collection. Feel sorry for you that you had do that!
PatandIsabella 4
Think happy thoughts and wear a mask =•)
TheImaginarySong 16
Sometimes you can't make it to the toilet so you have to do the next best thing. I used to never make it. Sorry OP.
pwnman 33
...You?
FracturedMinds 21
We have a winner.
bambam20 11
That is so disgusting! What kind of a job do you have?!?
Baucis 10
Or in a daycare.
Jabberwockyy 13
Or any job in where the employees are also made to clean the bathrooms along with other janitorial work.
Baucis 10
he should stop eating Campbell's soup.
JMichael 25
I couldn't do that OP. I see chunks and my own chunks start flying.
datguy69s 21
I had to do that once and I told my boss I had a weak stomach and couldn't handle it and they made someone else do it
FracturedMinds 21
My question is, how did he manage to hit two sinks at once? Must be his mutant power. To the kid who puked in the FLM, I'm sorry you drew the short straw and got a shit mutant power. To the OP, sorry you had to clean up after said mutant, I wish you the best of luck.
arandomusernameaa 20
throwing up more than once...
FracturedMinds 21
I know. It was a bad joke at best. I swung, I struck out. Can't win them all. So I just cut my losses and move on.
tranced_ 45
guess who should've taken education more seriously in college!?
SillyGirl4602 23
How do you know that op doesn't have an education?