Cars and Transportation: Sketchy

Sketchy

By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 13:25 - United States

Today, I parked downtown for a few minutes to pick up a pizza. As I was getting out of my car, a sketchy guy came up and asked me for $5. I told him to get lost and walked away. I walked back to the lot with my pizza and my car was gone. The sketchy guy was a parking attendant. He had my car towed. FML

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By truth - 10/02/2012 01:49 - United States

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By hunnybaby0319 - 02/10/2010 22:07 - United States

Today, I went to pick up my car from where I parked it last night. I walked over to my parking spot only to find a vegetable stand there in its place. Apparently, that's the location of the Saturday Market and they had my car towed. FML

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By jack1057 - 12/09/2020 01:01 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was walking to my car from my workplace. When I was about 20 feet from my car, a guy who was clearly on drugs yelled at me and stole my keys and car. Right before leaving the parking lot, he hit a stop sign and then yelled that my car was broken and ran off. FML

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By Greg - 29/08/2020 05:01

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By Krule - 04/08/2024 00:00 - United States - Redding

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By no car - 04/08/2020 17:04

Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML

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By mickstinator - 25/06/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

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By rosemary - 11/05/2017 18:00

Today, we paid to park in a lot in the city. Hours later, we returned to find our car booted. Apparently the guy that took our money didn't work there. We're stuck three states away from home. FML

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By SenescentSouthernBoy - 17/08/2009 08:42 - United States

Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and drove me home to give the roomie the bad news in person. 15 minutes later, they found the car. I'd parked it on the opposite side of the lot. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2013 03:04

Today, I walked to work. I later discovered that my husband had parked my car in a no-parking area. My job is towing cars. I had to tow my own car. FML

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uhhuh_her 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 20:02

I'm sure he tried to tell you what he was doing and you just didn't listen. YDI I hope that pizza tasted good while you were sitting on the curb.

poopooface 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 20:04

Seems kinda weird... a "Sketchy" guy would ASK for $5? You'd think they'd explain first and then tell you the price - if any. I would've thought it'd be up to the customer to leave some sort of tip for parking attendance... ... HMM.

Comments

MajorLeeScrewed 0

Friday 24 April 2009 7:43

In what way would a parking attendant ask for money that you have you mistake him for a hobo?

lorrain_fml 0

Friday 24 April 2009 8:02

you kinda stepped into that pile O' doggie doo. You were pretty much a grade A jerk to him. why would you mouth of to a sketchy person downtown and run the risk of getting stabbed or shanked anyhow? O_o

trippy64 0

Friday 24 April 2009 17:48

i am doubtful of this post, no way in hell a tow truck came in the time a pizza is prepared.

failfail_fml 0

Friday 24 April 2009 20:52

I'm with 75 - this is BS. I'm willing to believe the first part of the post, but there's no way a car gets towed that quickly. It's "unpossible."

Nikolas_Musicman 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 3:55

well, not going to be judgemental,you already got a dose of f***ed up. But that sketchy (Beggar) now he's something we could work out a plot.. i mean a plan for beneficial rewards system to take place! :P now go and F*** him up AND his existance.. you can do it go on and make us proud ~ Disgruntled citizen

24788 6

Tuesday 28 April 2009 0:33

You could have asked what he wanted.

24788 6

Tuesday 28 April 2009 0:33

You could of asked what he wanted.

1337Steph 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 1:06

Ehh, this usually happens in big cities. If you ever go to like Las Vegas, etc. they'll just walk up to you and tell you a price. You just have to assume that they work there and are asking for the fee to park there. Otherwise, if you refuse, say bye bye to your car, rofl.

SaneN85 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 19:00

#23 - I am really failing to see the relevance in the skin color of the parking attendants in your story. If they were 2 white dudes, would you have given them the money?