Cars and Transportation: Sketchy

Sketchy

By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 13:25 - United States

Today, I parked downtown for a few minutes to pick up a pizza. As I was getting out of my car, a sketchy guy came up and asked me for $5. I told him to get lost and walked away. I walked back to the lot with my pizza and my car was gone. The sketchy guy was a parking attendant. He had my car towed. FML

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By truth - 10/02/2012 01:49 - United States

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By hunnybaby0319 - 02/10/2010 22:07 - United States

Today, I went to pick up my car from where I parked it last night. I walked over to my parking spot only to find a vegetable stand there in its place. Apparently, that's the location of the Saturday Market and they had my car towed. FML

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By Greg - 29/08/2020 05:01

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By no car - 04/08/2020 17:04

Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML

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By mickstinator - 25/06/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

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By rosemary - 11/05/2017 18:00

Today, we paid to park in a lot in the city. Hours later, we returned to find our car booted. Apparently the guy that took our money didn't work there. We're stuck three states away from home. FML

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By SenescentSouthernBoy - 17/08/2009 08:42 - United States

Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and drove me home to give the roomie the bad news in person. 15 minutes later, they found the car. I'd parked it on the opposite side of the lot. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2013 03:04

Today, I walked to work. I later discovered that my husband had parked my car in a no-parking area. My job is towing cars. I had to tow my own car. FML

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Thursday 23 April 2009 20:02

I'm sure he tried to tell you what he was doing and you just didn't listen. YDI I hope that pizza tasted good while you were sitting on the curb.

poopooface 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 20:04

Seems kinda weird... a "Sketchy" guy would ASK for $5? You'd think they'd explain first and then tell you the price - if any. I would've thought it'd be up to the customer to leave some sort of tip for parking attendance... ... HMM.

Comments

Floatout2sea 0

Friday 24 April 2009 0:02

To be fair, what kind of Pizza Place has a parking attendant?!

effyourlife_ 0

Friday 24 April 2009 0:06

okay a. you're kind of a dick. just say "sorry i don't have 5 bucks" b. when do you ever have a parking attendant come up to you at a pizza parlour!?

love_lucy 0

Friday 24 April 2009 0:26

umm you deserve it since you were rude but thats weird.. why would they have valet parking at a pizza parlor?

jdb2009 0

Friday 24 April 2009 0:35

....Your life is ****** for being ******* stupid? Nope, try again and this time bring exact change.

whohash 0

Friday 24 April 2009 0:59

YDI for being mean...you could've said it in a nicer way.

Phiz 0

Friday 24 April 2009 1:16

So you live around that area and don't even know the parking rules? Sounds like L.A. where it is practically impossible to find free parking and most parking lots charge about $5 flat rate for parking or there is parking by the hour or the meters that you have to put coins in. Either way, if you live there, you should know about parking situations and there should be signs up all over the place. Enjoy your $200+ pizza.

stinebean 0

Friday 24 April 2009 1:42

YDI for being rude even if he was sketchy.

britneyf 0

Friday 24 April 2009 1:43

You were only there for a few minutes yet the guy still had time to call a tow truck? :S That makes very little sense to me.

Vanilla1Thrilla 0

Wednesday 21 March 2012 8:12

Agreed. Especially if it's the towing company I've dealt with before. Took them over an hour to come pick me up off the side of the road... The whole story itself is pretty sketchy.

mattmag 0

Friday 24 April 2009 1:44

#7 that's irrelevant. It only takes a few minutes to pick up a pizza. Parking lots usually charge hourly, and $5 for an hour is crazy. You can have it delivered to your house for less than $5. #41 you'd be surprised. I went to a store with my roommate, and we parked in a tow away zone across the street. The store was closed, so we were gone less than 90 seconds. When we got back across the street, his car had been towed.