Love and Swimming pool: Sirens

Sirens

By yumx24 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at the local swimming pool, my friend and I noticed two cute guys had just arrived. When they jumped in, we immediately took off our tank tops and got in the opposite end. They looked over at us, then looked at each other, got out of the pool and left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 109

You deserved it 16 171

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Same thing different taste

By Bareassed - 29/07/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I was at a water park with my family. They wanted me to stand underneath this big bucket filled with water. I didn't know it tips over, and my swimsuit isn't the tightest, so when all the water fell down, my swimsuit bottoms fell to my knees in front of tons of kids. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 620

You deserved it 12 942

Surprising

By Anonymous - 28/11/2019 20:00

Today, my younger sister had some friends over at ours. I was in the shower but was horrified to realize my clothes and towel were gone. Figuring that she took them, I tried to make it to my room without being seen, but one of her friends came up to use the bathroom. She saw everything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 104

You deserved it 311

By Myriam - 18/06/2012 16:05 - Maldives - Male

Today, my husband recorded me getting out of bed and sleepwalking all the way into the backyard and straight into our pool. He was too busy giggling like a schoolgirl to help me out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 852

You deserved it 3 407

Record breakers

By fatmom - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Royal Tunbridge Wells

Today, I came home from work to find my son and his friends attempting to find out how many of them could fit into one of my pairs of pants. So far, five. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 578

You deserved it 21 556

Rewind time

By supersmashpika - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Hershey

Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 663

You deserved it 9 980

Piss poor prank

By peedonme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet, sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 260

You deserved it 2 941

Creeped out

By emoney - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was walking out of my front door in the town where I intern. I live alone and know no one. As I'm locking the door, I see a golf ball wedged between my mat and step. I notice that there's writing on it so I pick it up to read, "You look hot when you sleep." FML

I agree, your life sucks 78 598

You deserved it 3 766

Red flag

By Kirby - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down and thought, "I wonder why the ground is wet in just this one spot?" Then I got hit with a water balloon. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 191

You deserved it 4 501

Ready, steady…

By dan - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Reserved

Today, we had a sprint race in gym class that I wasn't looking forward to because I'm a little chubby. The race started and I shot off as fast as I could, somehow in the lead. Everyone was cheering. When I was nearing the finish line I turned around, only to see the race hadn't started yet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 672

You deserved it 9 153

The left hand, the right hand

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Netherlands

Today, I was out walking my dog. I was throwing a stick in the lake so he could go get it (he loves swimming). A friend called me. After I was done calling, another friend came by, and we talked for a while. When my dog barked, I accidentally threw my iPhone into the water instead of his stick. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 826

You deserved it 42 487

Broc 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 20:03

What awkward kids... Even if they weren't interested, were they really so afraid of even talking to you that they had to LEAVE?

DreMaMa 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 20:09

Maybe, It wasn't even about you? Maybe your friend is the ugly one...just saying

Comments

Shlizabeth 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 20:50

YDI for thinking the guys SHOULD be interested in you two anyway. They could be gay, they could have girlfriends, and YES, they could think you're both ugly, but you shouldn't be that full of yourself that you think the guys have to like you because you're the only girls around. #5 ftw, I got the same exact notion.

drinkupgorgeous 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 20:53

How were they coming on too strong by taking their tank tops off at the pool? Eh, those guys were probably douches, so that's good for you guys in the long run. I'm sure you two are beautiful. :)

emer_helena 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 20:55

Coincidence?

imajinethat 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 20:56

YDI it for being an ugly attention *****.

lovelost95 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 20:59

Hey.. U never know... Maybe they were trying to hide an erection, or they thought u were harassing them or about to harass them, or they could just be gay, u never know, guys are weird. In all my years of living, I still don't get them. Better Luck next time:):)

tiernang 21

Sunday 8 September 2013 14:30

Ummm.... You Dont get OUT to hide an erection.and you dont understand guys? we are simple. food, sleep, and sex. its girls that WE dont get.

krisFrAnHeehar 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 21:00

#23, the OP probably didnt think they HAD to be interested but then again why didnt the guys take it as a compliment cause someone obviously thought they were hot. Maybe they were gay lol, and if theyre not theyre obviously pricks that aren't worth your or your friend's time

kelbel22 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 21:02

lol, by this im guessing you girls are both semi-overweight.... if you guys were tanning by the pool my dad would call you guys beached whales! haha! but, FYL that does suck