Today, I was sitting shotgun in the car. A huge bug came inside, and everyone began to freak out so naturally I began to swat at it. I got the fly, but I also cracked the windshield. I paid $229 to kill a bug. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, about to fall asleep, a bug started buzzing behind the screen to my window. Losing my sanity, I punched the screen, forgetting all about the glass. I now have a cracked window and one still annoying bug. FML
Today, as I was driving, a massive cockroach clicked its way across my windshield. I pulled over to fling it out the window, but it spread its wings and flew around like a hook-armed stabbing machine. I lost it in the dark car and now I can't find it. It's going to be a long drive home. FML
Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML
Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML
Today, as I was hanging washing out in the sun, a huge cicada flew into my face and somehow got behind my glasses. I screamed and ripped them off and ran away. I came back to a broken pair of VERY expensive glasses. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to pee on a small bug in the toilet. A much larger bug thought it would be funny to fly into my eye while I was doing this. FML
Today, while I was relaxing outside drinking a beer after a long day, a moth decided to fly right into my ear canal. I instinctively threw my hand up to swat it out. With the same hand holding the beer. I soaked the side of my face and down my ear. At least I got the bug out. FML
Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML
Today, I was taking a break in my work truck when I saw a huge swarm of bees flying my way. I have a hand crank window so I started cranking it up as fast as I could and the knob snapped off before it closed and I got stung by the whole swarm before I could get out. FML
Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML
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kelseysue92 0
Are you the hulk?!? Fly make hulk angry....HULK SMASH!
a_b_c_soup 0
so....you hit THAT hard to swat a fly? fail...
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Comments (132)
yesmy_love 0
um... are you serious? were you swatting with boulders? this is more of a 'WTF" rather than an "FML"
cbrown89 0
How did this FML even manage to get picked? Slapping a window could not possibly result in it breaking....
BiscuitHead 0
....unless you're a tank that was prefiously on an episode of dr. phil and was reaallly built...like...really
Oriina 0
Fake or not, hmmm ... You must either be extremely strong, really stupid, or a combination of both. It was a /fly/- they don't even bite unless it was a horsefly ... I'd hate to see the reaction to a wasp or something... Next time, /roll down the window/. $228 for a windshield ... Damn, I paid (well, the insurance paid rather) like 2K for a new one when my son broke it with his baseball.
lol_seriously 0
A shotgun in a car... What did you honestly think was going to happen?
nomnomer 0
i did the same a couple of years ago. it was just my hand, no rings or watches, and i didn't even kill the fly. i hit the glass with my palm and: spiderweb crack.
Seegtease 0
For those of you who said you paid 2000 dollars for a windshield... well... I laugh at you, because you've been horribly, horribly conned. FYL.
carmel 0
Why didn't you just open the window and let it fly out? How could you crack the windshield?? Isn't that glass really thick?
carmel 0
#79, they didn't mean they had a shotgun in the car, they mean they were sitting in the front passenger seat #8 lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
carmel 0
Omg, did anyone notice that the comments in this FML missed #7 and went stright on to #8 from #6? Weird.........