Today, I was sitting shotgun in the car. A huge bug came inside, and everyone began to freak out so naturally I began to swat at it. I got the fly, but I also cracked the windshield. I paid $229 to kill a bug. FML
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College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, about to fall asleep, a bug started buzzing behind the screen to my window. Losing my sanity, I punched the screen, forgetting all about the glass. I now have a cracked window and one still annoying bug. FML
Today, as I was driving, a massive cockroach clicked its way across my windshield. I pulled over to fling it out the window, but it spread its wings and flew around like a hook-armed stabbing machine. I lost it in the dark car and now I can't find it. It's going to be a long drive home. FML
Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML
Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML
Today, as I was hanging washing out in the sun, a huge cicada flew into my face and somehow got behind my glasses. I screamed and ripped them off and ran away. I came back to a broken pair of VERY expensive glasses. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to pee on a small bug in the toilet. A much larger bug thought it would be funny to fly into my eye while I was doing this. FML
Today, while I was relaxing outside drinking a beer after a long day, a moth decided to fly right into my ear canal. I instinctively threw my hand up to swat it out. With the same hand holding the beer. I soaked the side of my face and down my ear. At least I got the bug out. FML
Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML
Today, I was taking a break in my work truck when I saw a huge swarm of bees flying my way. I have a hand crank window so I started cranking it up as fast as I could and the knob snapped off before it closed and I got stung by the whole swarm before I could get out. FML
Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML
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kelseysue92 0
Are you the hulk?!? Fly make hulk angry....HULK SMASH!
a_b_c_soup 0
so....you hit THAT hard to swat a fly? fail...
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Comments (132)
Mnemic 6
Thanks #15 and #16. I didn't know it as well. :) Why did anyone in the car started to freak out only for a bug? :-/
Curtieeeez 0
#8 X D But YDI...
biolysis 0
Weak ass windshield. And cheap ass new windshield.
kandy_fml 0
I'm gonna say you deserved that. No one needs to hit a fly so hard that you break a windshield.
mrpeanut 0
That sucks, the post might be fake but I have actually done this. For those that don't know automotive windshields break relatively easily from the inside of the car by design. So just putting a crack in a windshield while riding shot gun is not that hard. Probably the OP punched more then slapped which is what I did and it cracked pretty easily.
makjon86 0
Falcon punching flies FTW
adelaide_evening 0
Unless you tried to swat it with the tip of a screwdriver or by body-slamming the front of the windshield, I have a hard time believing it cracked.
xanhorn 0
/agree 12 total BS
Ikura 4
Well if the first one only costs $229 i could see that happening, except they don't make them that cheap. I call BS on this one. I can barely break regular laminated glass with my hand (I'm a pretty strong guy) and windshields are so much stronger. Those windshields are tough as hell, they have been known to repel crowbars and tire-irons. Next time don't swat with a sledgehammer. and screw shotgun, man the 50-cal
dol567 0
Not a very good FML.