Shivering Herbert

By Anonymous - 15/04/2020 05:00

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Today, it's the third night in a row that I have had a sexual dream involving another woman. I'm married and when I tried talking to my husband about pleasing me better, he told me he doesn't want to go down on me because it makes him nervous. FML
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Amanda Howard 9

how does him having to please you better makes you have dreams about women? You might be bi just tossing it out there

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EmDizzle2007 28

made sure to put the hetero pants on today, eh?

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Amanda Howard 9

how does him having to please you better makes you have dreams about women? You might be bi just tossing it out there

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RichardPencil 30

Tell him he should be nervous about you switching teams. *********** isn't the only way to please a woman. You can always work harder and bring home more money.😂

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Tom O'Halloran 9

I think it is time for you AND your husband to start seeing other men...

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EmDizzle2007 28

made sure to put the hetero pants on today, eh?

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Dale Gulley 8

Are you well “groomed”, is there a odor issue? If no, then it’s not you for sure. It’s him. I’ve heard of these guys before. Can’t understand it, but I’ve heard of them.

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EmDizzle2007 28

if the genders were swapped, there'd be a **** load of women here complaining. saying he should respect her right to refuse sexual favors and other such cluckery.

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Vanderdale 14

Sure, but it's a give and take. Does he expect her to give ********? If yes, it's pretty selfish of him not to return the favor.

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EmDizzle2007 28

it's much easier to improve the taste of a dick than a ******. he said it makes him nervous, maybe he's done it before and she made him feel like he was doing a bad job. scrutinize the post, not the situation. we'll never get 100% of the story on this site.

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1known 30

Too bad for you. I just hope he’s not getting any bj from you. If he does, just stop.

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oscarito415 6

Not that it’s your fault, but you’re finding out he won’t go down at all after being married..?

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bltoth 8

WTF... Who's on first? What's on second and third? Can I get a cast list with pictures?

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