Today, my friend and I got into such a heated debate the police had to be called. The debate was about Whitney Houston. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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justmethough 8
You have to accept it, she will not always love you.
Enslaved 38
I can't listen to anyone talk about Whitney Houston without someone saying "She was fine, until she married that low life Bobby Brown. Blah blah blah" Damn! She was a grown ass woman, she ****** up her life on her own!!! Call the cops!
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Comments (93)
wironandine 8
Pathetic. I'm guessing you are both the kind of people who think they know everything and can't be told they are wrong of given any information you didn't discover first. Im surprised you have friends.
fyl_darksouljoke 0
If you're found unconcious and submerged in a bathtub as well as a history of drug abuse, you deserve no recognition other than your name in the obituaries. Entertainer or not you're still trash
ravenxcorvinus 9
viva la whitney! XD
miranda21985 0
My whole family is in a huge fight because of whitney Houston ha.
ohmandapants 17
Your family makes me sad.
bubo_fml 11
Your grand prize for winning a Whitney Houston debate? Cellmate matrimony!!
Arxikist 3
People need to calm the **** down about her death. First MJ now this. Plus, they both died by forcing their doctors to give them meds, so why are we all going "RIP I love you!" I'd give more of a shit if a soldier died since he made a difference and died honorably.
FUDGE99 5
Hey! Congrats on your hundredth comment!
Arxikist 3
Thank you, Sir.
SenorRoberto 4
I guess the argument got shifted into overdose, I mean ... overdrive ?
FUDGE99 5
I bet you wish a beetle flew into your mouth before things got that bad.
FUDGE99 5
You'll know what I am talking about if you have read the previous FMLs.
bruinsuT 4
Today, I had too call the cops on my neighbors for having a stupid debate over Whitney Houston. FML
mileyfan17 8
She will always love you