Today, the girl I like came over to my house to watch a movie. We had seen pretty much every movie that I suggested, so we ended up watching The Lion King. I forgot how sad that movie is, because once Mufasa died I started bawling my eyes out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML
Today, while babysitting a young girl, I put on the movie Bambi, as she told me it was her favorite movie. I didn't know that her parents always skipped the scene where Bambi's mom dies. Despite my attempts to comfort her, she was still upset when her parents returned. Her mom blamed me. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend went and saw "The Blind Side." I sobbed throughout the entire movie. My girlfriend didn't shed a tear. FML
Today, I watched Cast Away with my girlfriend after not seeing it for a year. I forgot how sad it was when Wilson "dies" at the end. I cried. My girlfriend told me to man up. FML
Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
Today, I decided to watch a movie I hadn't seen before to bring my spirits up, as I've been feeling down lately. How did the movie end? Everybody died. FML
Today, I was watching a movie. The ending was sad and I started bawling my eyes out. My boyfriend sitting beside me kept looking back and forth between me and the TV, so I asked what he was doing. He replied with, 'I don't know which one is better to watch.' FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl I like, to see The Fault In Our Stars. She didn't cry, but I did. Twice, hard. FML
Today, a girl I've liked for months agreed to go to a movie. We were going to see Captain Marvel, but missed the show time, so we saw Five Feet Apart. Blessing in disguise, right? Wrong. She cried while holding my hand as she talked about how in love she is with another girl. FML
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iknow_fml 0
dont worry, Shell Want you even more now.
christoper 0
She probably thought it was cute. Also, don't ever watch Bambi.
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doomsicle 0
Aww! I know what you mean with sad movies, I forgot how sad Advent Children was, I was watching it with my sister and when Sephiroth died, I started crying so hard.
dspadres 0
That could work out in your favor. Girls like to see that guys have emotions other than angry. #45, stfu.
i_love_sluts 0
Sure its a girl you've got a crush on?
lifsukssumtimes 0
shut up #11, and also, never watch fox and the hound
Inoku 0
Who is really saying "spoiler alert" about the Lion King? It's basically just the plot of Hamlet with some lions thrown in (and Scar being lion-Hitler), so there's not really a whole lot to spoil.
OHHgreatttt 0
awww your life isn't F'd!! that's sweet! and you're sensitive!!! I'm sure the girl thought that was sweet.
Swan_fml 0
You actually sound like a keeper. (seriously) I can't stand all these guys putting down emotional expression -no matter who you are. #11 probly had a dad who smacked him if he cried when he was three and fell and scraped his knee bloody.
TattooedToDeath 0
my girlfriend likes it if i cry in a movie. it shows you have feelings and aren't always trying to be manly. i cry in films like "homeward bound" or "marley & me" sometimes it can't be helped your life isn't ******. if she likes you she'll get over it and maybe like you more. if she hates you for it dump her for not liking you
jen_kay 0
I would have thought that it was really cute. Sensitive boy. Which is a gewd thing. :D
kathira120 3
That's not at all bad!! Don't worry, I'm a 14 year old girl and i still cry then, too. it's a sad movie--forget it!