Today, in the senior class I teach, I asked my students who had traveled outside of the country, excluding Canada and Mexico. One student raised his hand and proudly stated, "Arizona". He wants to be a doctor. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I heard two of my students having a conversation. One asked what state Arizona was in, and the other replied Canada. I teach sixth grade social studies and they weren't joking. FML
Today, I was giving an anti-drugs speech to a group of ninth graders. I got onto the topic of trafficking from problem countries and asked a student to point out Mexico City on a map. He hesitated a few seconds before pointing at Canada. What the hell has the education system come to? FML
Today, while teaching my history class, a girl asked me where North America was. She lives in North America. FML
Today, I went to the doctor to get a blood test and I started crying when I saw the needle. I planned on becoming a doctor. FML
Today, my teacher began to explain Veterans' Day and why it's on 11/11 to a new student from Iran. He said he already knew, but this was news to almost everyone else in the class. FML
Today, my teacher announced that he'd be out for a week because he was going to Vegas. I happily said, "Woo hoo!" Then he finished his sentence by telling me it was because his dad had died. FML
Today, after many hours studying a complete course of Spanish, I felt really good. I had accomplished something, something I could really use next week when I fly to Mexico on vacation. Then I found out what I had learned was Spanish as they speak it in Spain, not how they speak it in Latin America. FML
Today, I had no choice but to bring my son to work as a med school professor. I sat him in a chair in a corner while I gave a lecture. To my surprise, he added another word to his limited vocabulary, and screamed it out loud with an ecstatic expression on his face. The word is "cancer". FML
Today, I received my acceptance letter to one of the most prestigious universities in the US, as well as a nice scholarship. I was so proud of myself, I eagerly showed my dad, hoping he would shed a tear or two. His only words were, "Just get a job so you can get the hell out of my house." FML
Today, my teacher told me that unless I went into medicine, math, or engineering, I would never amount to anything in life. This wasn't even two minutes after I told him I want to be an author. FML
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Top comments
saIty 17
He could still be a Love Doctor, or I heard drinking Dr. Pepper certifies you as a doctor.
ZeDolphinator 7
You are so dumb, you are really dumb, for real.
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Comments (111)
mspeacock 6
I live in Arizona and we're pretty much a part of Mexico now... Sometimes it's hard to tell, especially when all the signs are in Spanish.
Tsunami87 17
Sad thing is he'll probably make it
abb3 0
I see our education system is doing well smh
bizarre_ftw 22
He'll end up a waiter. But good news, he'll be in the exotic country of Montana!
MarioDragon 14
That doesn't really surprise me, whenever I tell people I'm from New Mexico they ask if I have a green card, and 50% of the time they're serious.
xXT9Xx 0
3rd world country doctor
sierralovesyou 0
Why are asking for pity? That child needs help, not you.
ebxr82nv 2
Ah, the education system at work probably thinks milk just appears in the bottle too.
elementalz 2
Name please soi know not to go to him him if he becomes one
bretty_boieeeeyy 0
Maybe he is geographically challenged. How does that possibly mean that he will be a bad doctor and if he does go to medical school and really is incredibly dumb he may just drop out or flunk out.