Today, in the senior class I teach, I asked my students who had traveled outside of the country, excluding Canada and Mexico. One student raised his hand and proudly stated, "Arizona". He wants to be a doctor. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I heard two of my students having a conversation. One asked what state Arizona was in, and the other replied Canada. I teach sixth grade social studies and they weren't joking. FML
Today, I was giving an anti-drugs speech to a group of ninth graders. I got onto the topic of trafficking from problem countries and asked a student to point out Mexico City on a map. He hesitated a few seconds before pointing at Canada. What the hell has the education system come to? FML
Today, while teaching my history class, a girl asked me where North America was. She lives in North America. FML
Today, I went to the doctor to get a blood test and I started crying when I saw the needle. I planned on becoming a doctor. FML
Today, my teacher began to explain Veterans' Day and why it's on 11/11 to a new student from Iran. He said he already knew, but this was news to almost everyone else in the class. FML
Today, my teacher announced that he'd be out for a week because he was going to Vegas. I happily said, "Woo hoo!" Then he finished his sentence by telling me it was because his dad had died. FML
Today, after many hours studying a complete course of Spanish, I felt really good. I had accomplished something, something I could really use next week when I fly to Mexico on vacation. Then I found out what I had learned was Spanish as they speak it in Spain, not how they speak it in Latin America. FML
Today, I had no choice but to bring my son to work as a med school professor. I sat him in a chair in a corner while I gave a lecture. To my surprise, he added another word to his limited vocabulary, and screamed it out loud with an ecstatic expression on his face. The word is "cancer". FML
Today, I received my acceptance letter to one of the most prestigious universities in the US, as well as a nice scholarship. I was so proud of myself, I eagerly showed my dad, hoping he would shed a tear or two. His only words were, "Just get a job so you can get the hell out of my house." FML
Today, my teacher told me that unless I went into medicine, math, or engineering, I would never amount to anything in life. This wasn't even two minutes after I told him I want to be an author. FML
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Top comments
saIty 17
He could still be a Love Doctor, or I heard drinking Dr. Pepper certifies you as a doctor.
ZeDolphinator 7
You are so dumb, you are really dumb, for real.
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Comments (111)
RebekahBrooke 9
You, sir, are a terribad teacher.
perdix 31
What's wrong with that comment? If chillax can be a word, why can't sweet RebekahBrooke experiment with "terribad?"
thesoccerone7 3
Perhaps the thumbs down were because she blamed him for being a bad teacher. Perhaps after the event took place, he showed him where it actually was.
saranndipidy 0
said thing is, this kid is a senior. he'll be out in the real world soon.
LivyGirl0611 9
That's Florida!....
WeirdSauce 7
So now doctors need to know geology?
effedml 5
Geography?
VeganVampyre 27
Lol
thesoccerone7 3
I thought it was geometry?!
cbdee 8
Maybe you need to get teaching then :/
cbdee 8
O.o just keep on walkin....
LadyLexi 0
The education these days...
thesoccerone7 3
This coming from the failing generation.
lovelyHPfanatic 0
Umm did anyone ever consider he was being sarcastic? You know cause Arizona has all the border problems with mexico.
RedPillSucks 33
One can only hope sarcasm was intended.
hayq 5
It's in a whole other country for me... I live in Australia!
HahaYDI 0
He's going to school to be a doctor, not a geography teacher. Sure that was a stupid statement but obviously he was just being a smart-ass.
ikickgingers 15
They teach "doctor" in high school and middle school? Wow, I missed that one.