Party and Work: Running late

Running late

By SMV - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France

Today, my company was having a huge party so I went to work dressed in my best outfit. During lunch break, my boss said to me, "You really missed out on something yesterday, it was great fun!" FML

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pommeblossom 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 0:58

I don't get it..

CHILL222 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 23:06

i dont get it either

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xMooMoox 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 21:39

Next time put a note on your fridge! You will see it as all living things need to eat! ;)

Boomi 38

Wednesday 14 September 2016 17:35

That's a good idea.

pommeblossom 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 0:58

I don't get it..

cornyrob 33

Wednesday 3 September 2014 18:53

Yes, it's confusing because it says TODAY the company is organizing. Then the boss said OP missed it yesterday.

igotbigdick 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 0:04

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Kazze 31

Monday 20 July 2015 0:03

Irony...

CHILL222 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 23:06

i dont get it either

dorkasaur 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 0:22

Is this an fml? I agree with everyone else. Idgi

Notaneyo 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 22:16

I think she got the dates wrong.

ygdrassil 17

Sunday 29 January 2012 4:39

Does she not go to work every day? Only when there's a party?

linyah 11

Monday 3 September 2012 6:08

she could of had the day off when the party was.

DuoFace 0

Friday 5 June 2009 7:54

hahaha, that sucks. and 4 those of u who dont get it, they missed the party. it was a day before.

oopsie_daisy8446 0

Friday 7 August 2009 14:40

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bidsababe 1

Tuesday 5 July 2011 23:20

you're 9th .

happyhak 5

Saturday 9 January 2010 15:10

ur not 10th ur 9th...idiot... btw, OP, you really need to get a calender!

happyhak 5

Saturday 9 January 2010 17:09

btw #9, where in the FML does it say the OP "kicked puppies"? Epic fail

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