Party and Work: Running late

Running late

By SMV - this FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France

Today, my company was having a huge party so I went to work dressed in my best outfit. During lunch break, my boss said to me, "You really missed out on something yesterday, it was great fun!" FML

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Comments

poppunkette 22

Tuesday 20 May 2014 2:34

At least you looked nice

Unbearable_fml 21

Monday 11 May 2015 23:34

The party was the day before, y'all. OP missed it.

Firegirl741 29

Sunday 23 August 2015 17:48

The party was yesterday not today

dasin 18

Tuesday 26 December 2023 4:47

i assumed lunch of the next day so i thought it was getting at the boss not noticing OP at the party or as some have said that OP may have gotten the dates mixed up