Today, my company was having a huge party so I went to work dressed in my best outfit. During lunch break, my boss said to me, "You really missed out on something yesterday, it was great fun!" FML
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Today, my boss sent me a message about a project, via WhatsApp. It's my day off, so I figured it could wait till I was able to give a flying fuck. Literally a minute later, he was spamming me, demanding to know why I'd left him as read and reminding me that he has firing powers. FML
Today, I took my printer to work because the one in my office is broken. When I tried to leave, my boss stopped me and accused me of stealing it from the office. Nobody would believe me when I explained. Now my boss has a new printer. FML
Today, I invited my boss for supper as we get on pretty well. Everything was going well, until my German Shepherd bit him. FML
Today, I was told it was inconvenient for me to take lunch breaks, because someone else has to answer the phones and no one else wants to actually do any work. FML
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pommeblossom 0
I don't get it..
CHILL222 0
i dont get it either
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Comments (24)
poppunkette 22
At least you looked nice
Unbearable_fml 21
The party was the day before, y'all. OP missed it.
Firegirl741 29
The party was yesterday not today
dasin 18
i assumed lunch of the next day so i thought it was getting at the boss not noticing OP at the party or as some have said that OP may have gotten the dates mixed up